🍉 Eating the walls 🍉

What up my dudes, call me Poms || adult || asexual but that's all I really know lmao || he/him, it/its || proud faggot 💕 || we love straight + mspec + he/him + etc lesbians and any other good faith identities here || ACAB || I don't tag most posts and often forget to tag spoilers so watch out || current obsessions: Bloodymary, Venom (like the marvel comics and movies), Guilty Gear, Critical Role (#1 Ashton defender), and Fear and Hunger (though I'll definitely be RBing from other fandoms) || I usually reblog fandom stuff, silly posts, and random political nonsense

[doorstoplord]

Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?

[juju-fisher]

Watch carefully, it's subtle.

[ruffboi-mags]

I literally just spent 2 minutes with my head on my desk weeping with laughter holy shit

[cumdumpstiel]

homeless people are part of your community!!!!! get with it!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re not outside interlopers they’re not invaders they’re not vermin. homeless people = people deprived of homes, they are Victims and you should be angry on their behalf because people are being deprived of shelter in Your Community

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[kam-is-kringe]

Simon as Ophelia 😋

+ alt version

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

[tube-time]

Two guys stuck in space with self worth issues

Rocky hates it

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 40

Simon (Iron Lung)

Sundrop (fnaf)

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 67

Dr. Kenning Flugslys (Villanous)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[autisticlittleguy]

This isnt better from Grace's perspective btw. Eridians never developed computers, so all their ship systems are steered using basically the manual labor of 24 Eridians. Also theres no radiation shielding on their ship. Actually im pretty sure half the reason why Rocky is always busy fixing shit is because the radiation keeps frying all the onboard electronics, so hes always building and fixing and replacing components

Like imagine being a modern day sailor navigating the Pacific with GPS and strong hulls to protect against the raging ocean. And from portside you see like an honest to god viking ship. Except its made of some high tech carbon fiber material. But like, its still very definitely a viking ship. You can clearly see there's 24 oars along the hull where sailors are supposed to use to manually row their ship. Also the ship is leaking and theres like one little dude on board whos skittering around patching the holes constantly. Also this little dude is blind and doesnt know about water. Thats how insane Eridians look being an interstellar species without computers or radiation shielding.

Both of them thinks the other one is the completely ridiculous and absurd one and theyre both totally amazed at how far the other has come in spite of it

[cupcakemyducktape]

I love this fandom.

[cupcakemyducktape]

Just now saw MMMMM#152 and yes.

He knows it all.

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[jackyoat]

20 years later in the bio dome retirement home…

[tempusedax-rerum]

nerds Ford, you delight me

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[revvethasmythh]

I did have a better idea, but everybody said no. I can get into the fucking place!

[louisegluckpdf]

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

[louisegluckpdf]

jpgs that radically altered my worldview

[rna-world]

oh my god I’ve had the evil version of this image for like 3 years I was wondering where the original was

[keep-on-rockying]

extremely big fan of depicting a change in rocky's emotions by turning him into ball. I am not immune to a little silly

also extremely big fan of the Other options for this: photo of Real Actual Rock, and photo of James Ortiz The Actor