Eloise Celina Ascot

I will solve any mystery you have in store for me! I have learned a lot of things from the Professor's knowledge, as well as his apprentice.

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HEAR ME OUT

6arleyhuman and Angel Dust = same animal

done talking now

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Airisu Tomura OC Form

~* QUOTE *~

"If you have any problem, you have me."

~* NAME *~

First name: Airisu

Middle name: N/A

Last name: Tomura

Name meaning (optional): N/A, but Airisu is Iris translated

Nickname (optional): Ai, Tomura-san, Ashiro (that's the name of a character she voiced)

~* GENDER, AGE AND SEXUALITY *~

Sexual orientation: Bisexual

Romantic orientation: Bisexual

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Age: 17 (mentally) 19 (end)

~* PERSONALITY, DISABILITIES & MENTAL STUFF  *~

Positive traits: Helpful, clever, catches on to jokes very quick, fast reader, calm on certain occasions

Negative traits: Shy at first, a bit too persistent at times, maybe a little mean, a mischievous streak

Disorders (optional): N/A

Craziness 1-10, 1 is sane as chihiro and 10 is crazy as junko: 2-3

Persona in general: Kind, caring, and funny; the textbook definition that your parents write on the yearbook. Maybe shares similarities to Neco Arc, just a liiiiitle less mischevious

Drugs or smoke?: No

Phobias?: Thanatophobia

Addict?: Nope

Blind, deaf or mute?: No

Any disabilities?: Nope

~* BACKSTORY, FAMILY AND ETHNICITY *~

Backstory (optional): She grew up a humble life with her father, Yoshifumi and her mother, Junko. She lived with her mother due to the two having separated after Hayao's second birthday, saying that they were better off as friends. Despite that, he still treated Airisu and Hayao like his children and had a close bond with his ex-wife. She loved her mother a lot, so did her father, just that in a platonic measure. When she was 11, she found out that her mother was terminally ill, and she didn't know exactly how much time she had left. Despite her mother's reassurance, it happened way too suddenly. Way sooner than what her mother had told her. She was devastated, and fell into a deep grief. A bit before her death, she had started to develop an ed due to being very unhappy with her body image. Her father had started to live with them because he was now their guardian and saw her binge eating, exercising/going to the bathroom cycle. This worried him, and when he asked her what it was, she was reluctant to tell him. To a certain point, she felt somewhat embarrassed to tell her dad her problems because it wasn't really girl-to-girl like how she and her mother discussed (and also because during her grief she had a silent period). A few long talks, trips to the specialists, and various tests later, it was eventually solutioned. Though she was still overcoming her grief, she didn't have much time to celebrate, but she did try to take her mind off of it by trying to fix her eating habits and spending time with her family. When she was fourteen, recently getting over her past sickness and very well mentally, she did fandubs for the shits and giggles online, specifically of Neco Arc's shenanigans since she had a Melty Blood phase at the time. Her talent didn't go unnoticed and at one point even took voice acting classes. It literally went by in a flash, since not before long she was a quite renowned voice actress in mini movies or webseries people made. That was until she got her first professional opportunity! Then it went on and on...

UNTIL HOPES PEAK NOTICED-

Family: Yoshifumi Tomura (Father, alive) Junko Tomura (Mother, deceased) Hayao Tomura (Little brother, alive)

Ethnicity: Japanese

Hometown: Sapporo, Japan

Place of birth: Sapporo, Japan

Languages they speak: English, Japanese, Spanish

~* LIKES, DISLIKES, AND ALLERGIES *~

Likes: Voice acting, pom poms, blu-ray cases, odetari (she DEFINITELY listens to unholy music), dark humor

Dislikes: Losing someone, death, Ishimaru (partially. she calls him a buzzkill but then their relationship sort of gets better), fog, those days where they're like cool and humid

Loves: Tea, pajamas, dogs, ice (she likes chewing ice), coloring books

Loathes: Toxic people, Monokuma (ofc), picking up dust (she thinks it's way too nasty), her dentist, one of her managers

Crush: Chihiro Fujisaki

Allergies: Cats (?)

Interests: Voice acting, coloring, maybe she might try streaming one day but since her schedule's packed

Wishes: That her mother would have more years of life, but she accepts it's impossible

Embarrassing secret: She has voiced in inappropriate media before, what's even weirder was that her audios were taken without permission

~* APPEARANCE *~

Looks: She has peach-pink-ish colored hair with yellow eyes and pale skin. She has the eyes of her mother, Junko, and the hair of her father, Yoshifumi. She stands at 5'2 and is of average weight, she used to be overweight but she managed to lose weight. She has round eyes, and pink-ish lips. Look at the image above for reference

Outfit style: lazy? well, it doesn't look so elaborate, per se

Eyebags?: Sometimes

Birthmarks, scars, burns, freckles, etc?: She has birthmarks

~* PERSONAL STUFF *~

SHSL/Ultimate Talent: Super High School Level Voice Actress

Teacher or student: Student

Antagonist, Protagonist of Background character: Support

Tomura Airisu staged voice // Holly Earl

her actual voice- Any Kira Buckland voice claim will do, but her regular voice is Reimi Sugamoto

Any possible death?: Most likely will be murdered

~* HEADCANONS? *~

- Her execution is named "The screeches of hell" where she is sat down in a chair and is placed headphones on her ears. Then, a very bad voice dub goes on full volume. Not only will she be consumed by stress, but it will damage the tympanum and make her head explode. 

- She lies about being allergic to cats, for some reason she doesn't like them as much as dogs.

- Makoto Naegi became one her best friends

- Her favorite ghibli movies are When Marnie Was There and Howl's Moving Castle.

-She can impersonate Neco Arc (maybe almost a bit too well) and loves the character!

-Her parents never got a proper divorce

[archiewantsheetmetal]

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...

...

. . .

This is canon. I'm the sidewalk.

[sexygaywizard]

Miku at the DMV

[sexygaywizard]

She forgot to bring 3 separate forms of identification and had to go back

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THE FACT THAT THE WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S MIKU'S LONG LOST FRIEND 💀💀

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Eloise Ascot in...

Case- "BOYFRIENDS"

(bash me all you want by the way)

Once upon a time, it was a London night- well past the mark of twelve (mind you it was a Saturday night, previously Friday). I had opened Webtoon to read more of this manga named The Remarried Empress, that was when I found this manga that piqued my curiosity.

It had cute pastels.

Since I didn't have my reading specs on, I thought it said something else.

UNTIL I SAW THE LETTERS CORRECTLY.

So, for the "giggles and shits" as they so call it, I decided to leave the day after the royal ball (fuck Rashta) on hold and read the first chapter...

It starts with a blond boy ranting to emo dude about how he's tired of being single and the emo dude just throws him the "you have zero rizz"

and then he summons a nerd.

And then they have an ordinary conversation about anime stickers on the dude's book and how he has the second season downloaded on his laptop (piracy, maybe?) and then he gives him his number.

Then this blond guy just gets confused on the amount of charisma his Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ass has in his power.

Anyways, then after seeing an unnecessary emoji segment, we find out that this emo kid is literally named Goth.

Wow.

Apparently, he's a Twitch streamer who's a junior, skips class, and an ALPHA GAMER.

Keep in mind that this is barely the first chapter.

oh wait, the chapter's finished.

Well, I'm not reciting the entirety of this Webtoon, so I'm just going to start screaming beyond this point.

I HATED NERD SO MUCH THROUGHOUT THE STORY.

I mean, I didn't expect to root for characters or anything, but being honest with you, the reader, I'd have to say that I've never hated a Webtoon character more than Rashta.

AND SOMETHING IN ME TELLS ME THEY'RE A TIE.

I mean yeah, Prep is pretty annoying too but trust me, nothing beat my boiling hatred for Nerd. If I had to list reasons I'd list these three-

His voice is annoying

Oh my god- like- how is it possible to have a rat-like, gay, whiny voice and look like a unicorn ate shit and then barfed on your hair?? Apparently with the power of god and anime you can be one of the most IRRITABLE LITTLE SHITS in slice-of-life mangas

SLICE OF LIFE MY FUCKING A-

Also, unrelated note, the Jenga scene even caught me off guard too. 💀

2. He has pointless rizz

Like, he rizzed up Goth by falling over and hitting himself, and then he rizzed up Jock by looking at him from across the basketball court.

And then Jock tries to woo this "cutie"??

EUGH.

3. Free space because I forgor

I just feel like boyfriends would be better without him (and Jock. I changed my mind about him.)

I don't feel like writing more about this shit, so uhhh...

Go check out boyfriends (?)

And uh

To the author, if you're here-

I don't dislike you, but you really need to up your story writing game blud.

Anyways, cheers!

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*Proceeds to create a day for nonsense, AKA Gossip Friday*

I'm going to read the Kanye/Taylor conflict this friday. Be. There. 👹👹👹👹👹👹

ALSO TAYLOR'S VERSION 1989 IS SICK

update: this friday i'll be busy, sorry

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I think giving Clive a Death Note would prevent casualties actually. He would just fill every page by writing "Bill Hawks" over and over again with "painful" as the cause of death and accidentally rendering the notebook unusable because he used it all up to kill one person.

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Oh, trust me. If I had that all of my pages would consist of him. Almost burst a kidney trying to say "It's okay" to him after he *accidentally* dropped MY toast!! >:(

[evengirlierballs]

Cashier: that'll be 15.98

Me, after ordering one coffee and a bagel, enraged that we have let capitalism get to such a late stage that just getting a cheap little treat is a fucking 16 dollar purchase, panicking at my dwindling funds in the face of more and more inflation, considering how bad it would be to just jump the counter and take a few bagels and a coffee pot, the utter panic and rage sending me into a blind fury as I guzzle down boiling coffee and stale, untoasted expired bagels, my eyes red with unbridled fury and my face even redder from scalding coffee burns, before I finally snap back to reality and hand the cashier my debit card: yeah sounds good, no worries.

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HELP WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN?!

[ayeforscotland]

The only AirBnB I’ll put up with.

Think of all the Shrex you could have here.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

how have i woken up to this shrex post twice already aye what have i done

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Might I ask what is the term "Shrex"?

Wait... It's in the United Kingdom... (Yells) Professah, I think I know where our next case is at!

[ichorknight]

professor layton characters as drinks

(i saw someone do something like this with the warriors fandom and i thought it would be cool to try out with layton characters. i may make a part two. also please don’t mind the shade i tossed in some of these it’s just for the meme)

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hershel layton is tea. what the else were you expecting. this isn’t even an assumption it’s just canon

luke triton is a can of berry fanta. it is incredibly unpredictable, it either tastes very sweet or bitter and aggressive enough to kick you in the teeth but somehow is loved by pretty much everyone who drinks it

emmy altava is sunny D. I have no reason for this. she just is. what else could she be. you look at sunny D and you just know. i cannot control god’s command. she is sunny D

flora reinhold is cherry dr pepper, it tastes very good and has good potential but it is always overshadowed by plain dr pepper and always pushed to the back of the soda isle where it’s impossible to find

clive dove is crystal pepsi. it is the most discoursed soda drink to ever exist. people who never tried it are indifferent. it was either atrocious and destructive, or you loved it to pieces. everyone wants it to come back

descole is pure black coffee with absolutely no additives. it is a cavern of inky shadows, soulless, like the void itself. people who drink it are either immortal demigods, sociopaths or still attend opera shows.

claire foley is coke and mentos. because it explodes

marina triton is grape soda. it’s good to some people, it can of course be disliked by taste preference, but the seething unreasonable hatred for it is only because you wanted a different soda instead

don paolo is faygo grape. it has a bad reputation because scary clowns drink it, but it isn’t that bad once you get to know it

katrielle layton is a caramel frappechino. it’s great to have a few times, but when you order it every single time you go to starbucks, it becomes bland and kinda disgusting

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So true.

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What can you fill a cup with to make it lighter?

(Smug) Do I necessarily have to fill a cup with something? (Sigh) Guess I will, here goes my constructive guess! Worms!...? Drat, that's not it! How about this! A chestnut! Wrong...? I think I may have to take this to drastic measures... ~*~*~ (Pant, pant) I have found the answer! (Raises a cup filled with holes in one hand and a drill in the other) Prof might kill me if he finds out I used a drill unsupervised. (Exaggeration) I risked my life for you, Nonny!

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The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

This is a curious one! "The person who makes it has no need of it." Could it be a State Fair Trinket that weighs less than 2 kg and is less than 40 mm in length? Oh, there's more... "The person who buys it has no use for it." That's what I said! A State Fair Trinket! Hold it...

"The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it." Clothes? Wait, we can see clothes, and we need them... You can't feel a blindfold over time, but some people need them. Maybe it's a really big box for your cats or- (Gasp!) Not necessarily for your cats, a person! Coffin!!! Well done, Mx. Anonymous!

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Racecar backwards?

*Sigh* What a stupid question, but I shall answer for the sake of my integrity. Also "racecar" I won't even congratulate you on this... Taco cat backwards is also Taco cat

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Little Nancy Etticoat In a white petticoat And a red nose. The longer she stands The shorter she grows.

Dear me, must I say what she is? A petticoat is a loose dress skirt. Similar to a- (gasp!) Candle! I have *scented* candles, red nose symbolizes the fire! The longer it stands, the shorter it grows! That symbolizes melting!!! Very good, A. N. Onymous

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The part of the bird, that's not in the sky, can swim in the ocean, and always stay dry. What is it?

The shadow of the bird. It is a part of a bird, and no one ever mentioned *explicitly* that the answer didn't count. Good one there, A. Nonymous.

[day-colors]

i just think itd be cool if they were in world of steam

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If they're in America I think I'm going to commit a class four felony.

(Gasp!) I shouldn't have wished something wrong to someone!

[yes-asil]

No one knowing the Professor overseas is so funny to me.

I'm hoping for Luke to be ready to throw hands however whenever somebody questions Hershel's honor, that'd be adorable

And after a year of separation he throws around swears, which is just my personal flavour of funny.

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Luke being sour is so funny~