"Listen kid. You're so fine."

Nazzie. 23. College student in the U.S.  Musically inclined. Jewish queer memelord.  Cophine shipper. I <3 Miles Mckenna.  Cute as heck. Slightly obsessed with girls.

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[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Thanks Betty white

[stism]

whom'st else on this day is…………………………………………………….. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….gay

[conf3ttif4lling-deactivated2017]

the fact that this was written two years ago and it’s still relevant… what does that tell you?

[runawaymarbles]

I’ve been saying this for years but guys

Sandy Hook. 

Sandy Hook was the Nightmare Scenario. It was the “that’s not realistic.” If I’d been arguing with someone who was anti gun control and I said “someone could take a gun and go into a school and kill thirty kindergartners in just a couple of minutes, how would you feel then,” they would have said I was exaggerating, that’s manipulative and unrealistic. 

but that’s what happened. 

and the thing is

if thirty dead, white, upper middle-class kindergartners in Connecticut aren’t going to motivate change on gun control

then they’re never going to change for queer people in Florida, and they’re not going to change for music fans in sin city, and they’re not going to change for college students in Washington and Oregon, and they’re not going to change and they’re not going to change. 

A white man can buy 19 automatic weapons and no one is going to raise an eyebrow. And then afterwards they’ll send thoughts and prayers. 

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[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

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[poikas]

they are girlfriends

[gay-white-bread]

I'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

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Tahani being Eleanor’s soulmate in version #218

[obcrack]

When you realize Tatiana Maslany would literally be Kristen Bell’s soulmate in The Good Place

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

when americans say that they’re the “greatest nation in the world” do they genuinely believe it or is it just their silly nonsensical catchphrase like “to infinity and beyond” and they know it makes no sense it’s just them branding a tagline in their over commercialised capitalist society?

[disregardcanon]

me: no heterosexual nonsense 

the good place: 

me: ….. some heterosexual nonsense 

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[returnofthejudai]

I'm absolutely forbidden to skip even one meal by my dr for medical reasons and after I spoke to my rabbi about it he directed me to a prayer to say while eating on Yom Kippur. I thought it might help other people struggling to see it also. (part 1)

“Behold I am prepared to fulfill the mitzvah of eating and drinking on Yom Kippur, as You have written in Your Torah:5 “You shall observe My statutes and My ordinances, which a man shall do and live by them. I am the L-rd.” In the merit of fulfilling this mitzvah, seal me, and all the ill of Your nation Israel, for a complete recovery. May I merit next Yom Kippur to once again fulfill [the mitzvah of] “you shall afflict yourselves [on Yom Kippur]."May this be Your will. Amen.” (Part 2)

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

And I adore her.

Sappho, from a fragment (via carlyraesjepsen)

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so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

[galesofnovember]

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

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i’m sorry wHAT

[copperbadge]

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

[perilegs]

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

[sewickedthread]

I am both amused and nodding my head at the accuracy.

[dwarfanonymice]

In Italy, at least in my part of the country, when we see people not respecting rules and doing what they like, we ask: “What is this? The Bronx?”

[iwilleatyourenglish]

wtf is with european countries so flippantly discussing our cities that are affected by shit like police brutality and racism, and writing them off as just places where people are unruly?

it’s not cute tbh

[four-alarm-symphony]

Cophine + texts [1/?]

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