Angel.

Worships books Independent & selective Aziraphale. Multiverse & multiship!! Muse & Mun are of age, NSFW will occur. (if Aziraphale wants to make the effort) All icons & gifs have been made by the Mun!! sideblog warning. Pages currently under construction.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[natasharomanovf]

#me after the slightest inconvenience 

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[screenshotingmonstertv]

[florenczier]

Good Omens graphic art

[arachnidfellow-archive-deactiva]

IN THE BEGINNING Good Omens 1x01

[neil-gaiman]

Do you ever plan on doing Good Omens pops and merchandise?

The BBC, who control that side of thing, told us that there would be Pops and Merchandise. We are all still waiting.

[worshipsbooks]

@neil-gaiman I couldn’t wait any longer for pops, here’s my kit-bash Crowley.

[mielpetite]

My apple pen arrived and I proceeded to make this ridiculousness first as a joke for a friend and if I’m honest now I really dig it and I need someone to be the voice of reason and tell me to step away from the tablet

[fondlylupin]

I’m convinced this is the moment Crowley fell in love.

[bahamutswings]

It clearly was and no one could ever convince me otherwise. Btw what I love the most about this exchange (apart from the obvious) is that Az didn’t give away his sword out of foolishness or carelessness, it was an act of kindness and Crowley fell for him just for that reason, he was being kind but by doing so was already messing things up. And we perfectly know how Crowley loves chaos and breaking the rules xD

[hubblegleeflower]

And even then, at the very beginning, Aziraphale knows, he KNOWS, that he wasn’t supposed to do give the sword away, that he’ll be in trouble if he gets caught, he’ll even try to lie to God about it. He knew he was doing something of which Heaven would Not Approve but he saw the humans and pitied them and showed them kindness and tHAT WAS HIS REBELLION and Crowley always said he didn’t mean to fall, he just asked questions. Well, Aziraphale didn’t stop to even ask the question, he just did what he thought was right, out of kindness, out of love, so damn RIGHT this is the moment Crowley fell in love because I believe one of the first questions he asked was “why can’t we be kind to each other?” This is why he showed no surprise at the crucifixion. But Aziraphale just went ahead and helped the humans because they were cold and vulnerable and weaker than him, and Crowley saw that and said to himself, “Ah, here. Here at last is someone I can worship.”

[noadventureshere221b]

YES THIS IS CORRECT

[hetrez]

Aziraphale is chaotic good and spent 6,000 years trying desperately to be lawful good before he threw his hands up and went, “My boyfriend’s way is better than any plan you fuckers have,” and embraced his true self.

Crowley, gripping a tire iron in one hand and the Antichrist in the other while the whole world shakes: “WAIT BUT AM I THE BOYFRIEND?”

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

same energy

x

[archived-rebelsxandxfriends]

twopercenta‌:

miscellaneous angst starters.

when were you going to tell me?

you can’t keep doing this to yourself.

that’s…a lot of blood.

can you walk?

please don’t lie to me.

you were supposed to leave.

i’m not going anywhere without you.

shh, it’s okay. it was just a dream.

there was nothing more you could have done.

it wasn’t your fault.

this is all my fault.

you aren’t acting like yourself.

i’m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.

you’re hurting me.

don’t ever do that again.

go to hell.

please don’t cry.

you have to stay awake.

i wish i could take the pain away.

you could have died.

hey – stay with me.

it’ll be over soon.

did you ever love me?

i’m sorry. i can’t do this anymore.

things won’t always hurt this bad.

you passed out.

how much have you had?

i’m okay. it’s all fine.

it’s not okay! you’re not fine!

let me get you something for the pain.

it’s nothing. it’s just a bruise.

it’s clearly not nothing.

have you been to the doctor?

i didn’t mean the things i said.

i thought we meant something.

people who are okay don’t act like this.

you don’t have to go through this by yourself.

i don’t want you to be alone.

please don’t regret me.

i heard you crying.

you need to get some rest.

when was the last time you ate something?

i’m worried about you.

did you have another nightmare?

[name], there’s nobody there.

i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.

please talk to me.

why are you mad at me?

alcohol isn’t going to solve your problems.

don’t leave me.

did you do this to yourself?

it’s breaking my heart to see you like this.

tell me what’s wrong.

tell me how to make it better.

why don’t you care?

get the hell away from me.

please don’t do this.

i can’t believe that you lied to me.

just…stay for the night.

you obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.

you can’t die. i won’t let you.

just hang on, okay?

hold my hand if you need to.

i’m sorry.

why do you have a gun?

don’t panic.

just breathe.

you’re bleeding.

i’m trying to stop the bleeding.

you’ve been crying, i can tell.

you should have told me sooner.

i wanted to tell you in person.

a phone call would’ve been nice.

i hate you.

i love you.

[larygosomens]

I need someone to sign for it.

[ileolai]

#I will never be over Aziraphale signing that form#Crowley signing to begin the Apocalypse and Aziraphale signing to end it#putting his name to giving his sword into the care of humanity again#pls kill me (aziraphalelookedwretched)

[larygosomens]

Oh…oh, ohhhhhhh

[herzdieb]

[aprilslady]

I’m sorry but the things Michael Sheen does with his eyes are utterly obscene. Giving Crowley the Gay Once Over? The way he oh-so-slightly turns his body towards him and then turns away? He’s looking at him like a Victorian lady who has just found a handsome and rakish highwayman crawling through her window and she’s nominally protesting just to protect her honour. Aziraphale you fucking tease. I know I’ve said this before but he’s literally eyeing him up like a fucking crepe. This is peak NSFW. I should not be seeing this before the watershed.

[iamjohnlocked4life]

The way he says “Oh, good Lord,” as if it’s Crowley who’s done something obscene (which, yes, he is sprawled out in black and scarlet like a late 18th century pinup) but it’s 1000% Aziraphale’s thirsty brain that sees his demon and immediately goes to carnal thoughts. If he was pure of mind he would’ve just been like, ah yes, there he is, but instead he’s flustered and blushing and chiding Crowley in an “oh behave!” sort of way, when really it’s him who needs to get ahold of himself. Crowley’s literally just said how awful humans are and all Aziraphale can think is “oh fuck he looks so hot, I was not prepared, I need a moment but also let me scope that out one more time” 👀

[kryptaria]

OH DEAR I AM CHAINED UP AND HELPLESS AND GARBED IN THE FINEST CLOTHES MY WARDROBE HAD TO OFFER AND HERE IS A RAKISH DEMON SPRAWLED LASCIVIOUSLY NEARBY OH MY VIRTUE WHAT EVER SHALL I DO

 i shall invite him out for crepes

ahem

“crepes”

[fluffmugger]

#he lights up a SECOND TIME when he sees him#once for “Crowley’s here” and once for “AND HE’S HOT”#look at that little GASP#i CANNOT with this#HARLOT HARLOT that is the word that is exactly the perfect word. Antiquated and fussy and exactly what he’s doing he’s been getting stuck into all sorts of dreadful  titillating literature.   The ethos of western culture until the 18th century was dominated by the idea that sex is essentially a sinful act, then in like, 1754 it just went a bit bananas with the extra-marital sex as it was no longer punished (one essay I read used the word “explosion”), but there was still the madonna/whore complex going on so the woman had to be seen to be “reluctant” for the whole purity schtick, which meant token resistance, clutching of pearls “oh my goodness mister crowley what if my father should find out!” AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT AZIRAPHALE IS DOING. 

[ileolai]

and he’s enjoying it.

This is also why I believe ‘’GeT ThEe BeHinD Me FoUL FieND’’ was actually 100% deliberate ‘’we’re going into this bookshop and you’re going to rail me’’. At some point ‘’you’re a bad, bad, naughty demon and I shan’t succumb to your wicked ways!!’’ becomes flirtation

[I literally just read a kink fic along these lines. it was great.]

[wisesnail]

Quick study of a very interesting expression <:

Prints and other stuff on my Society6 and Redbubble

[larygosomens]

Valentine’s Day Special feat. Incorrect Good Omens

[bonus] Aziraphale ver.

[goodomensedit]

— So, what are you in the mood for now? — Alcohol. Quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol.

[azcrowleyfell]

Okay reblogging this again because @livebloggingmydescentintomadness has AMAZING tags that everyone needs to see:

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i’m right and i should say it

[laurashapiro-noreally]

There are scenes in this show that I will never be over, and this is one of them. This is such a brief scene – on my (ahem seventh) rewatch the other night I found myself caught in some Doylist thinking about why on earth it even exists. They barely speak, we don’t see the whole meal, why do we even have that lever? What is the point, if not to show us:

a) Aziraphale enjoying earthly pleasures, to the point where he is making a little moan of delight b) Crowley taking pleasure in watching him do so, to the point where he is fondling himself c) Aziraphale suggesting he would be very much open to the possibility of Crowley railing him forthwith d) Crowley being utterly thick about it and suggesting they get plastered instead

[mielpetite]

THIS

[perkynurples]

you try and tell me this is not the face of someone who’s been chasing (one very specific) tail for millennia and gets exactly bugger-all for his efforts