Worst First Impressions

The place where you see the reailty of online dating. Some information will be blocked or blurred for security. Submit your worst first impressions to [email protected]  

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Little did you know...I never took Chemistry so obviously we don’t have THAT.

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I can be all about some Amazon Prime & commitment, unlike most things you see with online dating....

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So why are YOU on tinder?

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Which branch of the vine do you tend to associate with?

UM WHAT????

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cest-fluffy

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Uh - I know you like it and want to put a ring on it....but really? That’s the clever line you came up with?

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You make ONE reference to HIMYM and you think this is clever? 

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bobsagetisnotgay

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Dem pigs doe.

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Some people just don't like being on display.

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SHIT - I DIDN’T GET THERE IN TIME!!!

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Grammered!

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I mean - I checked out your profile but not because I want to date you.

Maybe if you are openly confused, you shouldn’t be in a relationship.

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Uhhh......How the heck do you even answer this?

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To top it off his profile was completely empty. No info other than that he was looking for women

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I don’t know WHY he’s not interested.

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If by fun you mean I don’t respond to you...that is fun for me.