F.R.I.E.N.D.S Starter Meme [1]
*Note: The pronouns now are simply ‘they/them’ from what has been said originally. Simply change it to whoever you’re sending it to, or keep it gender neutral. Feel free to change the quote, add on to it, or whatever you need to suit your character when sending!
“Wow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring.”
“Help me get this mini fridge past the security guard.”
“Yeah, I’ve been there my friend.”
“This doesn’t make me like you any better.”
“Well, with a regular (person), it’s bad. With (Name) – Oh, dear God!”
“We will give you ten dollars.”
“Wow, you’re good! After this, we should solve crimes.”
“I am better than great, I’m good.”
“I like being on my own, I’m, uh, better off this way. I’m a lone wolf. Y'know, a loner. Alone… All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!”
“I won’t be speaking with you for several weeks.”
“Honey, I wish you’d get over (them). I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do? Do you want to look down my top?”
“What the mother crap is up with this stuff?!”
“You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get in my sweats and eat in bed.”
“I’ve dreamed about this for years! *Nervous laughter* Why have I not been preparing?”
‘Okay, I’ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.”
“Well, maybe you could date (them), then. That would save me the trouble of killing (them).”
“Yeah I know. You’re a bit of a drama queen.”
“Oh, hey, (Name). I’m so glad someone’s here. Could you zip me up?”
“Oh my God, I want to trade lives with (Name)?!”
“Uh, look, I don’t normally ask out (people) that I meet in coffee houses.”
“I always knew there was something weird about that dude.”
“Okay, so, all right I haven’t been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month.”
“You know, I’m trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren’t there.”
“I just think there’s somebody better out there for you.”
“I think I can make you happy.”
“In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”
“Well, let’s see – the first one is, I don’t want to, and the second one – I’m not going.”
“You need to learn some new slang.”
“You have to do something. Knock that door down!”
“I would, but I bruise like a peach.”
“I guess they’re not coming. Want to just order?”
“That’s a great story. Can I eat it?”
“If you were bigger, you’d hit me, huh?”
“They are without a doubt the funniest (person) I ever met!”
“Have you not talked about it yet?”
“To be honest, I think I’d prefer the five dollars.”
“Why do you care so much?”
“Oh, I forgot how hot he/she is.”
“Oh, I forgot how hot (they) are.”
“(Name), why did you lie to me about working here?”
“Because I was ashamed, okay?”
“I sold out for the cash.”
“We’re going to figure this out.”
“Are they still looking for us?”
“You know, we as a group, are not the coolest.”
“I mean, you just went out with my best friend.”
“You’re a pain in the ass, (Last Name or Name).”
“Damn it, man, pull yourself together!”
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