That Gay Boy With The Glassed

Shane . 17 . Demi/Pansexual . he/him . I love animals and cheese, please kill me

[wonderlanddreamsx-deactivated20]

[dontpanics]

[this-is-me-irl]

[worthless-hustler]

at family dinners

me: talk less, smile more

me: don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[harryswitchteats-deactivated201]

a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t  like it

me: 

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[biglawbear]

I can’t believe the gays invented calculus this is fucking awful

[olive2004]

strike one against the gays

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[weavemama]

hillary clinton and the falcons need to just set up an intervention program for people who were defeated at the last minute 

[killarytheneoliberalwarhawk-dea]

How to deal with your night being stolen by white supremacists - a Hillary Clinton and NFL Falcons Tuesday night special.

[tectonicshiftproventative]

When a Fighter ascends the Tower of Barbs the personnel working within the Waiting Room play traditional board games, host movie nights and partake in other fun activities. Fighters will never be invited.

[tectonicshiftproventative]

Nobody liked Fighters even when they were alive. They’re all orphans too; dead, ungrateful, losers without loved ones to mourn them. Most of them were accountants.

[tectonicshiftproventative]

If you play the entire soundtrack to the game “Let It Die” backwards you will have wasted a lot of your limited, fleeting time.

[vintar]

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

[ruinedchildhood]

[micdotcom]

The ‘Hamilton’ Schuyler Sisters  add “sisterhood” to  "America the Beautiful" at the Super Bowl

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time

[blackwingguru]

what part of majora’s mask is stressful? it’s the most beautiful game in the franchise, it fixes or betters every flaw ocarina had, and the story is fun and engaging, where’s the stress?

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[elasticitymudflap]

masterpost of fish names i really like

[hugh--jassmann]

[iguanamouth]

[worthless-hustler]

Holy shit. I haven't been on this account in weeks, and my god, I have almost 300 followers now???? Hello?????