little elves in galoshes

beanie. 31. transmasc. he/they. detroit.

[franksfishies]

they make fun shapes this episode so have a triptych

[escuerzoresucitado]

[worwelf]

I'm posting dragon age screenshots on tumblr. we're back baybeee

[anxietyproblem]

[drip-2-hard]

[into-the-weeds]

[AVOID THE TEMPTATION TO MAKE CHOICES THAT ARE FAMILIAR BUT NO LONGER SERVE YOU]

[earhartsease]

pre boomer version of this that we wish we’d taken to heart sooner:

if you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got

[animentality]

[procrastinationaccount]

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[teaboot]

a beautiful bear emerging from a beautiful cocoon. Nature is amazing

[crazy-brazilian]

[lesbianavagardner]

ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. she’s in her early 70s i’m in my early 20s. both of us are “straight” but tbh we have such a strong connection i won’t be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??

I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson

[heartwarminganimals]

I have just found out that, like leopards, servals can also be born black.

Look at this beautiful baby

[petermorwood]

Melanistic Serval, Leptailurus serval ninjatus...

[redshoesnblueskies]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Oh it’s been WAY too long since we had some good melanism!

[anthonysperkins]

Farley Granger as Arthur “Bowie” Bowers in They Live by Night (1948) dir. Nicholas Ray

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Magical stained glass

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[kineticpenguin]

[anexperimentallife]