No, but it's actually so so so interesting, that Vegas isn't the first one to kiss Pete. And it leads me to believe that it wasn’t his plan to seduce Pete at that moment. Quite the opposite actually. Vegas was trying to push Pete away.
Because Pete is dangerous. He didn’t run, when he had the chance, he stayed to help Vegas through his grief, he gave Vegas’ hedgehog a funeral and even after, he didn’t run, he followed Vegas back to his own prison to keep him company. And when Vegas tried to hurt himself, Pete was probably the very first person to stop him. To tell him that hurting himself is not the answer here, that Vegas doesn’t need to punish himself for not being able to meet his garbage father’s batshit standards.
And that scares Vegas, because if there’s someone out there, who sees something worthwhile in him, then what the fuck has he been doing with his life until now? Pete is steadily showing him different options and Vegas is terrified. So no, he’s not trying to get Pete into bed, not at all. He’s being crude and aggressive, he’s trying to push Pete away and when Pete doesn’t react, when Pete calls him a psycho, he thinks he’s succeeded. He makes to leave the room, and Pete is still free to run. He didn’t bind him again, Vegas is counting on Pete running, either to get rid of him and the ideas he’s planting in Vegas’ head, OR to run him down, capture him again and have another reason to punish him, to hurt him. Have a reason to believe that Pete will inevitably betray him as well.
But Pete kisses him.
Pete doesn’t run, doesn’t let Vegas leave, he kisses him.
We can see the momentary shock on Vegas’ face. And then he grins because this is different. This is interesting. And when Pete offers him the rope, offers himself to Vegas, Vegas is a goner. Afterwards, he’s looking at Pete in such wonder that it hurts to watch.
Vegas was trying to push Pete away, but damn if Pete will let him.
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People are surprised that the supernatural fandom is still alive when it is literally the supernatural fandom. Like, the whole point of the show is to die and come back to life a few episodes later.
We know that the creators and actors of spn have paid more attention to the fandom than they'd like to admit, so what I want to know is how do they STILL not know what spin-offs we would actually watch?
I don't care about random characters we met for one episode in season 9
I don't want to watch a pseudo-spn starring the women (although I like their episodes a lot, a big part of the fun is seeing how these other characters we've gotten to know and love interact with the brothers, so a show about them but without the winchesters kind of...gets rid of the best part...)
I REALLY don't give a shit about john and mary pre-deaths (love the actors, but seriously, some of the worst characters on the show and WE ALREADY HAVE THEIR BACKSTORIES)
Prequel about John first meeting the hunters and getting into the life.
Unpopular opinion, but I would have watched Wayward if they'd stuck to the original fan-created concept: focused on Jody and Donna, taking in monster kids and training them to be hunters (not shifting the focus to the teens then making them all instant expert hunters.)
Totally agree on spin-offs focused on the Banes twins, Bobby and Rufus, or the Weechesters (if they get the right child actors to play young Sam and Dean). Another idea that could be interesting is a Men of Letters spin-off focused on Henry and Josie.
That’s not so unpopular an opinion--I too would’ve been more interested in the spinoff if it’d stuck to the original Wayward Daughters concept instead of giving us yet another trite teenage drama with Mary Sue characters.
I’d also be interested in seeing more about the HunterCorp Winchesters, such as their backstory in their AU and their lives in Rio de Janeiro. Of course, that idea isn’t really feasible since J2 aren’t available--and if they were, we’d want more of the OG Sam and Dean anyway. Though maybe an animated version could be doable? :)
Yes! And in my completely biased opinion, a Megstiel spinoff would have been good if TPTB had had the guts. The two of them on the run from Heaven and Hell, maybe with a half-demon-half-angel child to protect. Sam and Dean could have passed the torch to them if TPTB weren't cowards.
I would love to see what happened in heaven during the civil war. I don’t know if Misha would be available or not but the civil war in Heaven was used a lot; during season 5 and also during Metatron’s reign.
We only ever got to “see” what the civil war in Heaven looked like when Cas told Sam and Dean about it and they would roll their eyes.
I feel like it would be cool to see the angels go through other peoples’ Heavens and also get to see more of Heaven and the angels
will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake
Another car pulls up. Castiel can tell by the loud ding he hears in his headset, indicating a customer. He could also see it on the monitor, if he bothers to watch the cameras. He holds back a sigh, and turns on his mic, repeating the same phrase he says all day, everyday.
“Welcome to McDonald’s, how can I help you?”
He typed in their order before asking them to pull forward.
A mobile order for a milkshake pops up on his screen, he reaches for a cup to make it when he freezes.
1 small vanilla milkshake
and there’s a note under the “special instructions” underneath.
“86 cherries” it reads.
What the fuck.
Castiel scratches his head before shrugging. Inias appears behind him, speaking loudly over his shoulder. “86 cherries? What the fuck?”
Castiel shrugs again. “Perhaps he meant 8 or 6 and it was a mistake.”
“Nah, customers are fucking weird. He probably just wants a shit ton,” Inias says before going back to his task.
“86 fucking cherries?” Charlie whisper-shouts.
Castiel once again just shrugs and continues blending the milkshake.
“What are you gonna do?” Charlie stands awkwardly to the side, eye wide looking at him and the screen. “Are you gonna count out 86 cherries?”
While that would be petty, Castiel doesn’t have time for that, or patience. And he’s sure there’s some point he needs to charge for the cherries, and looking at his jar, he doesn’t think there are 86 in there.
He finished the milkshake, and forgoes whipped cream. “I guess I’ll just…. put a bunch on there, hope he doesn’t count.”
Charlie nods, but doesn’t move. She watched him shove as many maraschino cherries he could fit into the plastic dome lid. He didn’t end up counting, but the milkshake is beginning to look like something you’d find in a cannibal’s refrigerator.
He give Charlie a look, she nods approvingly, as if to say yeah that works.
He takes note of the customers name and brings the order to the front. “Dean.” he says.
Presumably, Dean walks up, with a kind smile and golden freckles dusting his skin. Castiel is almost mesmerized by him, until his eyes dart toward the milkshake and his face falls.
“Hi, uh, I’m Dean.”
Castiel holds the milkshake up.
“I, uh. Actually I didn’t want any cherries.” Dean looks somewhat amused and horrified at the god awful amount of cherries shoved onto his vanilla milkshake.
“I’m confused,” is all Castiel says as he brings the milkshake back down and checks the ticket again. 86 cherries. “You wrote you wanted 86 cherries.” He holds the milkshake up again. “This is, well it’s not 86, I don’t think I can give you that much, but there’s a lot.”
“Yes, I see that.” Dean laughs a little uncomfortably. “86 kinda means like none.”
Castiel stares at him.
“Like ix-nay… nix?” Dean falters. “Eight miles out, six feet under in bar speak?”
Castiel blinks. “Sir, this is a McDonald’s.”
Dean scratches the back of his head. “Uh, I’m pretty sure it’s restaurant slang, like for out of stock but can kinda mean take off. I used to work at a restaurant, the Roadhouse, they used that.”
“Why would you not use ‘no’? It has the same amount of characters. Infact the number zero is even less characters.” Castiel is trying not to sound rude. He’s genuinely confused, and it comes out as blunt.
“Right, well, that’s my bad, I’ll just—“ Dean reaches to take the milkshake, but Castiel pulls it back out of reach.
“No, I’ll remake it.”
“Man, that’s not necessary, I messed up.” Dean reached for the shake again, wrapping his hand around it, his fingers brushing Castiel’s. Castiel doesn’t let go. “Listen, my brother likes those kinds of cherries, he’ll eat them.”
Castiel stares for a minute longer before letting go. “If you insist.” He doesn’t like the idea of messing up Dean’s order, he also doesn’t normally offer to remake something unless the customer specifically asks for it.
“See ya, Cas.” Dean offers a smile before walking away, meeting up with a tall man with long hair, presumably his brother, who wrinkles his nose when Dean offers him his cherries, shaking his head and pushing the shake away. Dean laughs at his brother’s adverse reaction.
Cas hopes he sees Dean tomorrow but he also hopes to never see him again.
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
@didyousaymaraudersormurder yes it is! The males (and females under a year old) have a venom filled back claw. They are especially aggressive during mating season. One man, an-ex army man and recipient of the Purple Heart for being shot full of shrapnel, tried to move one, unknowing of the fact it was venomous and believing it to be injured. He described the sting as “the most painful thing he’d ever felt.”
the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????
I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.
@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.
and he is trying to be a good guy now
also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good
1.Science teacher
2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)
this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb
yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case
Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?
@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.
@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.
Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.
But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.
I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.
‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!
Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.
Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!
Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.
So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’
The whole Peter the Panda thing wasn’t even SUBTLE about being an analogy for Doof cheating on Perry. For god’s sake they went on Dr. Feelbetter and Doof had to give a big apology and beg to win Perry’s heart back
Also while we’re providing evidence about Doof and Perry in general, Doofenshmirtz is trans
I love all of this. But I have to point out that Perry is canonically trans because he A) sweats milk (apparently cis male platypuses don’t do that) and B) in the episode about the kids assuming he laid an egg… they assumed he laid an egg. Which means they know he’s capable of it. Which means he’s trans.
i cant believe i fell for that “look angry and upset and hope someone saves you” shit in high school! how boring! what an awful way to live! i want to be so warm that ppl are gently warmed when theyre around me
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