Joy.Discovery.Invention

Katie//17//Scotland//Books, bands and films

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My train journey home tonight was beautiful

[wow-7am]

Laurie Vincent, "Disillusioned"

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Aubrey Plaza in Father John Misty’s music video for Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings.

[vintagebeautydarling]

Lana Del Rey’s new music video “Freak” features Father John Misty resembling Jim Morrison from the 1969 Bronson Caves photo shoot. The video is more based off a Charles Manson/Jim Jones - like cult, where John plays the leader among these beautiful desert nymphets. They drop acid. They dance. Then they dance underwater. The video is visually orgasmic. This is Lana’s best music video from the “Honeymoon” era.

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[fatasidusoritor]

Visit Original Link

i don’t care at all, i’ll drink some alcohol it’ll make me who i really wanna be but i’m that kind of special person that drinks too much cause nobody understands me

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Home

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[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

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[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[j-jonathandavis]

Eddie Vedder after the show

[wow-7am]

First ten songs on shuffle: 1.Radiohead-Karma Police 2.The Weeknd-The Knowing 3.Biffy Clyro-Fingers and Toes 4.La Dispute- Scenes from Highways 1981-2009 5.Twin Atlantic-Human after all 6.Belle and Sebastian- Like Dylan in the Movies 7.Mystery Jets-Midnights Mirror 8.Rage Against the Machine-Wake Up 9.Catfish and the Bottlemen-Tyrants 10.Slaves-Are you Satisfied

[brightcameli]

GET TO KNOW ME: [5/10] One True Pairings ↳ Hyde / Jackie (That ‘70s Show) “it’s obvious she wanted me.” “i want you.” “it’s obvious.”

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[blakesgrffin]

[florelgreen-deactivated20210608]

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

[90milebeach]

isn’t this a catfish and the bottlemen song