wr-ightings

[whitepeopletwitter]

[young-replica]

I want to get into an argument and call whoever a peon.

[xtec]

dark souls 2 is the best souls game

[young-replica]

It is PVP wise.

[xtec]

I gave you an underhanded toss and you fouled it

[young-replica]

I am not smart.

[xtec]

yea cuz you’re a fuckin peon

[young-replica]

[brewerssupplies]

Is it possible to where if I get cremated when I die for my ashes to be made into a dice set? I just want my grandkids to yell fuck you grandpa as they roll their 9th nat 1 in a row and chuck me at a wall.

[zackisontumblr]

my mom will literally download any app

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

am i a joke to you

[yadelah]

Trying to be positive like

[fashionweeksfaves]

Thom Browne Resort 2020

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

[maycauseannihilation]

So, on the one hand, I know that this actually happened because the IT guy who did the list set Wakanda as the test name to see if the system worked and then forgot to take it out. On the other hand, this is the best coincidence I’ve seen in a while and I’m laughing my ass off.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gahdamnpunk]

When Zuko apologized to uncle Iroh in the tent cause he was so ashamed of his actions and what he’d done to the only person who unconditionally believed in his ability to do good >>>>>

[aerialsquid]

Oh honey.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

[qlexie]

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

[makomoriz]

John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019

[witcherson]

[boyplushie]

[lawbreaker13]

Aight cool someone finally said it

[thebootydiaries]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

[crow--teeth]

my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!

me as she pressure points my throat:

[1000drawings]