. ݁⁺ ⊹ : THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD . . . roleplay sentence starters based on complicated friendship, mundanity, &. uncertainties. genre: slice of life, family, romance, hurt and comfort, angst.
Are you coming out to the pub, [name]?
Will I see you down there?
How do you smoke in your sleep?
Why wouldn't [he/she/they] answer the door to me?
Sittin' there doin' what?
The door was open, [name].
Where the hell are you heading off to?
Sit somewhere else. Don't be with me.
I didn't think we were fighting.
Well, I suppose I'd best go talk to [him/her/them], so.
Now I'm sitting here next to you, and if you're going back inside, I'm following you inside.
Now, if I've done something to you, just tell me what I've done to you.
I don't think I said somethin' when I was drunk, and I've forgotten it.
Just stop running away from me like some fool of a moody schoolchild!
You didn't say anything to me and you didn't do anything to me.
I just don't like you no more.
But you liked me yesterday!
What's the matter with you?
There's nothing the matter with me, for God's sake.
You're behaving awful unusual.
I don't know if you're gonna be in or out, but you're usually out.
I don't have to be down there every night, do I?
Didn't you and [he/she/they] used to be the best of friends?
You hide behind walls if [he/she/they] coming up the road.
Good luck to you. Whatever it is you're fighting about.
I'm happy enough sitting here, now.
What trouble in are you in with [him/her/them]?
[He/She/They] doesn't want to be friends with me no more.
What is [he/she/they], 12?
I will get into trouble, but fuck it.
We're good at chatting, aren't we?
I don't like to be chattin' about these types of things!
Till the day I die, I'll wish I hadn't.
It looked like a weight was lifted from [his/her/their] shoulders tonight.
Maybe they don't like me no more neither.
Why don't you come down for a sherry later?
There's no need to be stuck inside on a nice day.
Do you never get lonely, [name]?
What's the matter with everybody?
Oh, so you're gonna be an asshole again today, is it?
You do have nothing better to do with your fucking time.
There's better things I could be doing with me fucking time!
So, do you want to take your pint outside, or do you want me to take my pint outside?
I know well you were too harsh yesterday.
I just have this tremendous sense of time slippin' away on me.
So, we'll keep aimlessly chatting and my life'll keep dwindling.
None of it helps me, do you understand?
Don't come in here shouting the odds at me in the middle of the fucking day, all right, [name]?
You can't just all of a sudden stop being friend!
Why can't you? Because it isn't nice!
It's all the rest of the time I have the problem with.
[he/she/they] always been dull. What's changed?
I just don't have a place for dullness in my life anymore.
You can understand that. Can't ya?
That's what I was thinking, that [he/she/they] is depressed.
Animals is for outside, I've told ya!
You don't seem very sure about it.
You're a nice person, all right? So, move on!
Could I stay the night with you?
Although I never really saw that as a sin, but sure I'm here now.
It wouldn't be a sin, no, but it's not very nice either, is it?
I mean, are you fucking joking me?
Each time you bother me from this day on, I'll take one of my fingers off with them and I'll give that finger to you.
I don't want to your hurt feelings, [name].
You've loads of options left open to you.
You can see it in the eyes, [name] is serious.
I don't think you're dull.
I did think the two of you always made a funny pairing.
You're more one of life's good guys.
I used to think that'd be a nice thing to be.
Don't take it like that, [name].
Would you prefer your own, hm?
I've heard it's a barrelof fucking laughs.
It's none of your fucking business!
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Are you going to be the same as them?
That's no news. That's shite news.
Will I see you at [place name] tonight for that pint you owe me?
Why don't you come with me?
You, [name], do you know what you used to be?
I'll remember [him/her/them]. Forever I'll remember [him/her/them].
You used to be nice. Or did you never used to be?
You don't need to do anything drastic.
Listen, I didn't come down to chat. I just came down to say that all that last night was just the alcohol talking, [name].
Why can't you just leave me alone, [name]?
I am not putting my donkey outside when I am sad, okay?
Of course, I was lovely about you. What else is there to be about you?
What was the bang at the door?
I'm not throwing the finger out! It'll get dirt on it!
You've got to leave [him/her/them] alone now. For good!
Well, what are we going to do?
You're all fucking boring!
Well, is that a nice thing to be saying?
That sounds like the meanest thing I've ever heard.
I used to think you were the nicest of them. Turns out you're just the same as them.
Would you ever stop creeping up on people? You almost gave me a fucking heart attack!
I'm glad I caught you, actually. Because there was somethin' I was wantin' to ask you.
We don't have anything in common.
What I was wantin' to ask you was...You probably wouldn't ever want to, I don't know, to fall in love with a boy like me, would ya?
Not even in the future, like? Like when I'm your age?
Well, there goes that dream.
How many fingers do you have to prove you've not gone fucking mental?
I didn't come here for anythin', did I?
I wasn't doing so well. I was doing terrible.
I keep having thoughts about playing it for you at your funeral.
Are you fucking joking me?
You've somethin' to discuss with me?
I'll have no friends at all left!
Now? But you can't be leavin' now!
I can't be waitin' round for any more of this madness!
You'll be back soon, won't you, [name]?
I don't need your apologies, all right?
If punching a policeman is a sin, we may as well just pack up and go home.
Nothing but more bleakness and grudges and loneliness and spite and the slow passing of time until death.
As I told you, my life is on [name place].
I love you, [name]. And I miss ya. And I hope I'll see ya again someday. If you ever come back home.
Thanks for lookin' after my dog for me.