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She had the chance and she took it
is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
funny but 🙃🙃🙃
MAN LISTEN
i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”
it was in awe lmao
then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like
oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and
story time
okay so to preface this, my hometown where i’m originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you’re there for awhile you get the feeling that’s something’s not…quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much so that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i’m regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.
to put it in perspective we generally never had “normal crime” like robbery or anything like that when i lived there, though that did happen sometimes. the news stories were always like, “a kid was kidnapped by local residents and tortured in a house around the corner,” “a random person was chased down and shot for sport in a really nice neighborhood,” “someone was gored to death by a bull while out car shopping,” etc. (these are all real, btw). everyone does drugs and the whole town is located really close to a government site where they test nuclear weapons and chemicals and shit. this is how i grew up, in this bizarre environment.
i need to preface it this way so that you get that it’s weird. it’s a fucking weird place. i used to listen to the welcome to night vale podcast and make comparisons from it to my hometown, that’s how weird it is.
i only say this so you know that this town is where i got my orthodontics from.
all the kids in my town went to this one particular orthodontist. i also used to go to a dentist in town that a lot of people went to as well. i had a permanent retainer put on my bottom teeth after braces and no one had ever said anything to me about the model of retainer itself or it being weird type of retainer at all. i saw a ton of other people (mostly other kids that were my age at the time) that had the same type of retainer as me too so i never thought about it.
so i kept my retainer in — it’s never caused me problems and it keeps my teeth straight, why not?
however i went to a dentist for the first time in a metropolitan area now, and when he saw it in my mouth his literal first reaction was to say “uh can i ask you a question….what the hell is that”
LITERALLY the words that he said
which in hindsight makes almost too much sense. of course my town of all towns would put these weird unnecessary contraptions in kids’ mouths, and of course it happened so much that everyone just thought it was normal. that sounds exactly, to a T, like my hometown.
my permanent bottom retainer is apparently this prototype that is so rare that he’s literally never seen it before in his life, not in dental school, nowhere. it’s not that it’s an outdated type, it’s just rare as fuck. they were still staring at pictures of it on my chart in wonder when i left the office.
so just know somewhere out there, in a weird ass suburban town where they test nuclear weapons and a good portion of the residents go fucking nuts, there’s probably hundreds of people still walking around with this same contraption in their mouth that exists nowhere else in the world thinking, “yeah, that’s cool. that makes sense. let me go drink the definitely not-contaminated water now and never move away from here.”
This sounds like an X-files episode
This wild
I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY
@daenerystargaryensass protect him!
He’s the living definition of “in my defense I was left unsupervised”
Find a soul that doesn’t lose appreciation once they are used to you.
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what a time to be alive
I’m so confused and laughing so hard like
What?!??!!!
I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.
Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!
People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying
but do the butts match
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^^^^^^^ that was my first thought too
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“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”
“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”
“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”
“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”
“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”
“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”
“actually, reverse racism does exist.”
“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”
“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”
“niggers.”
THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE
WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY
MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.
CAN MY NIGGA O’MALLEY GET A FEW FOLLOWS?
THIS ENTIRE POST WAS HILARIOUS AND INFORMATIVE!
I’m sorry but, ‘zeta apple yeehaw pie’ took me out.
He’s also daddy af if you were wondering.
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This is the most surreal and outright support of o malley I’ve ever seen in my life.
MARYLAND ALWAYS STANS HIM PERIOD
This post took me on a journey & I enjoyed every moment! Posts like these are why I have a tumblr
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