THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo
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The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn
The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer
Dan’s instigating ass: Aries, Gemini
REBLOG IF YOU TOO EAT ASS AT 6:30 AM
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THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo
The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius
The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn
The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer
Dan’s instigating ass: Aries, Gemini
REBLOG IF YOU TOO EAT ASS AT 6:30 AM
NO words
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I Wish
by reddit user Tesnich
It’s a long story, but I hope you’ll take a moment to hear what I have to say.
I was never very good at making friends.
My parents died when I was young: a horrible car crash. My father was decapitated and my mother impaled by a set of 24 rebar poles after a construction truck hit the head on.
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mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you
me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober
me:
when your friend is considering watching your favorite show
“Thank you boss”
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when ur in the mood but your gf ain’t
"On my way to the pussy like..."