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the next Critical Recap is just gonna be Dani Carr binge drinking behind a walgreens

SHE COMES ALONE… BUT SHE COMES MORE WITH ANOTHER PERSON.

Just realized that “Charis,” the place a 26 History check gave no information on, is a very simple anagram for “Chairs,” and now I’m wondering if Matt is just fucking with everyone…

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Oh, Mr Clay….

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Beau asking Caleb, out of the fucking blue, if he’s in love with Nott, and then continuing to point out absurd reasons she thinks this, until he gets flustered from confusion and leaves the conversation, only for Beau to reveal she did this solely to get him the fuck out of her room so she can take a nap, is the greatest Chaotic Sibling Energy I have seen from these two yet and I love it

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This would never happen considering it’s taking $10 million just to film Travis in a haunted house, but imagine if you would: a Buzzfeed Unsolved style show staring Travis and Taliesin.

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“That’s my Husband! He’s lonely!! GIVE HIM YOUR WEASEL!!

This is peak D&D experience ladies, gentlemen and gentlethem

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Beau from Critical Role means a lot to me because while I am both kind and nice, I know and love many women who are kind but NOT nice. There are many women in my life who are deeply, eternally important to me, who are infinitely supportive, genuine, honest, and absolutely as dedicated to my wellbeing as I am to theirs, and they’re not NICE. They’re kind or good or compassionate or all of the above, but because they don’t put a layer of nice and sweet and immediately personable over it, people misunderstand or dismiss or criticize them and they’re missing out on a great person. Rep for my prickly girls with the hearts of gold that keep me on track when I need it and are always in my corner. ilu.

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The Veth-Yeza scene killed me because of Matthew Freaking Mercer, and here’s why.

1. every time Nott tried to retreat or seemed insecure or panicky, he responded with “you’re still you, right?” and with that question he allowed her not only to re-center herself but to remind herself who she really is and how far she’s come

2. he gave us just a tiny glimpse into their quirky, sweet relationship as a couple with the whole “like throwing dinner plates into a pile” comparison, and they both completely understood each other even though that’s not a run of the mill simile. that was cute by itself but then i started thinking this is NOTT we’re talking about and her amazing dorky scientist husband, i bet anyone’s ass they know what that sounds like because for one reason or another they’ve done it, maybe as an experiment or because Veth was looking for something and couldn’t be bothered to stack them nicely and then Yeza thought it looked like fun so they just made it a date night. it was PRECIOUS.

3. the cameras angles are weird so i can’t be sure but even when Sam had his eyes closed i don’t think Matt broke eye contact for a second, meaning Yeza never cowered from her or turned away. so what if she looks like a goblin? that’s my wife. she’s here. and then later when he finds out what they’ve gone through, the look on his face when he realizes that she clawed her way through hell for someone she absolutely thought would recoil in horror and throw rocks at her. it’s so beautifully heartbreakingly good.

4. the head shakes and the physical contact. when she gets anxious about how she looks and she goes to turn around he grabs her shoulder and shakes his head no. when she tries to give him an out to share how he really feels he shakes his head and embraces her. he knows his wife. he knows the heart of her. and every chance he gets in this scene he proves that who she is has always mattered to him more than what she is. he says no, you will not run from me. i will not let you run from me. i see you. i see you. i see you.

TLDR Sam and Matt are stupidly talented and if anything happens to Veth or Yeza you’ll be hearing from my lawyers

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honestly it’s so funny that nobody’s cast speak with animals or comprehend languages on frumpkin. i mean he’s not a cat, he’s fae. for all we know caleb widogast could’ve teamed up with the actual fae king unknowingly. he could have all the secrets of the universe in his little cat brain. want to learn dunimancy? ask frumpkin. want to end the war? ask frumpkin. want to tell your friends you love them without actually Saying The L Word? ask frumpkin, who will roll his eyes and produce the long-suffering sigh of an ancient god forced to watch you suppress your feelings for a year (but will comply because he loves you). you think nott is the team parent? You Fool. You Utter Buffoon. it’s fucking frumpkin, voiced by danny devito. and nobody knows, because nobody can communicate with him past caleb’s empathy link. he has to watch His Boy grow up in silence, knowing he has the knowledge to help but unable (or unwilling) to give it. frumpkin is too powerful. frumpkin is the Lexon. frumpkin is artagan. frumpkin is exandria’s detective pikachu.

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Veth and Yeza broke me

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it’s still you though, right?

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My heart melted

#critical role #cr spoilers

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One chair to rule them all…

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So, uh, I might just be late to the party on this and everybody else already put this together but I only just watched this bit of the Campaign One wrap-up where Matt talks a little about the Briarwoods:

https://youtu.be/Iit1exv_FYA?t=2868

And, um, Delilah apparently used to teach at a magic school in the Dwendalian Empire. Unless there’s another one we haven’t heard about, I’m pretty sure he means the Soltryce Acadamy which means Trent Ikithon and Delilah Briarwood were colleagues.