rock n roll is really funny when it's serious

Anvil • they/them • find me floating w the seals in the puget sound • in my 27nd year of being the best

[everythingfox]

“Good samaritan Grizzly fixes a traffic cone”

(via)

[sovietnam]

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[fictionalgod]

[dozydawn]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[kabber]

[johannestevans]

rogue, frustrated he can't bribe this official: the man is incorruptible. morally impregnable

barbarian, looking him: mm. nah. i can breed him

rogue as the barbarian starts walking away: that's not what I--

wizard: no no. let him try

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[nudityandnerdery]

Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cali]

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

[ratsquinks]

fuckimg sea lion lookin ass

[ratsquinks]

momther... may i give u.. little kissy.... on the fingy

[catchymemes]

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]