Even Loners Get Lonely

Name's Wheeljack--Wrecker pyrotech at your service. ---------- ((Indie Post-War TFP Wheeljack ask/RP blog.)) -------------------------- Icon credit to the lovely grimgribber ------- M!A: [none;accepting]

[wreckitwheeljack]

Little update: I’m alive. Sure some of you are disappointed about that, but I figured I’d take a break from the multiverse for a while--save some helmache for the homefront.

Don’t think I’ll be around much, but you never know.

[wreckitwheeljack]

Hey.

[wreckitwheeljack]

Wonder what the other me is up to.

[mishacakes]

to anyone who knew me in 2011 you will be getting a fruit basket

[bury-your-pasttt]

Not sure if I need sex, affection, vodka, a friend to talk with, to punch something, or all of the above.

[wreckitwheeljack]

+deliciouslylow

Say, weren’t you following me before? Welcome back.

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[wreckitwheeljack]

Fair enough. So, bad hangover?

[a-good-distraction]

Got a hard helm. But yeah, hangovers a lot too.

[wreckitwheeljack]

I’d insist that that’s not healthy, but you really don’t need me patronising you--least of all me.

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[wreckitwheeljack]

Why amethyst?

[a-good-distraction]

Copper kinda stopped workin’ for my helm aches. Amethyst can knock me out on a good night.

[wreckitwheeljack]

Fair enough. So, bad hangover?

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[wreckitwheeljack]

Stealing, that’s a new one. Anything good?

[a-good-distraction]

So much amethyst.

[wreckitwheeljack]

Why amethyst?

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[wreckitwheeljack]

Just means you get to spend more quality time with yourself; it has its downfalls, but it’s only a lesser evil. If that doesn’t work, then maybe it’s time to find a new hobby.

Primus knows you’ll need something to expend that energy.

[a-good-distraction]

Yeah, so. Huh. Maybe that’s why I’ve been stealin’ so much.

[wreckitwheeljack]

Stealing, that’s a new one. Anything good?

[justineskye]

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[wreckitwheeljack]

True, I think I’ve seen one or two who’ve had it pretty good. Not one of them, obviously.

I don’t think I could get a date right now if my spark depended on it.

[a-good-distraction]

I’m pretty much nonstop horny at this point and I dunno if I means I just need to get a lobotomy or what, y’know?

[wreckitwheeljack]

Just means you get to spend more quality time with yourself; it has its downfalls, but it’s only a lesser evil. If that doesn’t work, then maybe it’s time to find a new hobby.

Primus knows you’ll need something to expend that energy.

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[wreckitwheeljack]

No one. I’ve had piss-poor luck on that front.

[a-good-distraction]

I’m thinkin’ most of our type have trouble with this stuff.

[wreckitwheeljack]

True, I think I’ve seen one or two who’ve had it pretty good. Not one of them, obviously.

I don’t think I could get a date right now if my spark depended on it.

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[a-good-distraction]

I’ve got a fragload of scars but I don’t need to be swapped out, so get lost.

[wreckitwheeljack]

Swapped out? No offense, sunshine, but.. not interested. I’d make for a very disappointing replacement, anyway.

[a-good-distraction]

 Okay. So who’re you fragging?

[wreckitwheeljack]

No one. I’ve had piss-poor luck on that front.

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[wreckitwheeljack]

Well, your first response didn’t exactly inspire confidence.

[a-good-distraction]

I’ve got a fragload of scars but I don’t need to be swapped out, so get lost.

[wreckitwheeljack]

Swapped out? No offense, sunshine, but.. not interested. I’d make for a very disappointing replacement, anyway.

[a-good-distraction]

Alright, taking that as a "no".

I’m not dead yet, don’t even try

[wreckitwheeljack]

Well, your first response didn’t exactly inspire confidence.

[sir-of-sound-deactivated2015072]

wreckitwheeljack started following you "Hey you look like that wrecker guy with the ship that chased Dreadwing around. Well he’s not here and like I’ve told you before I’m not a secretary and I’m not taking messages."

[wreckitwheeljack]

::Dreadwing..?:: Primus, that was digging up slag Wheeljack hadn't thought about in years--too preoccupied with other issues. And, as it turned out, Dreadwing was a little wrong about having killed Seaspray, so that anger faded and burned out long ago. Hey, Wheeljack would never claim to like the mech, but he had other things to be upset about.

::Never said you were, but I think you've got the wrong Wheeljack.::