[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

[harderiksson]

[folkremedies]

harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:  

“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”

 “BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)” 

“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”

[folkremedies]

would like to add to this post and say that harry is uploading these videos to standard muggle youtube. people see this kind of scruffy, obviously Fucked Up kid rambling nonsense into his deskptop camera and just think he is really really good at shitposting

[folkremedies]

Harry, *filming himself with one hand, throwing raw meat at a seemingly empty space with the other*: “So anyways, you guys probably can’t see him through the camera lens but this weird fuck belongs to my best friend Luna who can’t actually take care of him right now because she’s out riding drag- er, um she’s on vacation in Romania so I have to do it. Um, the only reason I can see him is because I watched my close friend get murdered by an evil wizard when I was fourteen which, by the way, was around the same time I started to think I might be gay. Anyone else?”

Teens on tumblr who have no idea he’s being completely serious: “This is the only man alive who truly Gets me.”

[lesbianlenas]

kara always gets such a blissed out look on her face when she’s hugging lena like WHAT is this

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults

[mullersturtleneck]

I am a preschool teacher.

This is my “alone zone.”

At any time of the day, if my kids are feeling stressed, they can go here to cool down. There’s stress toys, silly putty, bubbles, sensory bottles…there’s books and headphones to block out the loud noises.

The only thing they have to do is “check in” by putting their picture on which emotion they’re feeling so I know how I can help them when they’re ready.

Kids. Need. Space.

Kids. Need. Coping. Mechanisms.

Not. Time-outs.

And the sooner we as adults teach them that, the better off they’ll be as they grow.

[driflloon]

my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Everyone: What do u do Me: *opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes* I’m a writer actually

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[asphalt-cocktail]

It has a nice ring to it

[teenagerposts]

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

[barackobamas]

@ people who aren’t afraid of spiders how does it feel to be gods among mere mortals

[viinnttaaggee]

I am really bad at staying in touch with people but that doesn’t necessarily mean I don’t care

[calellon]

imagine how powerful i would be if i felt completely comfortable with my body and mind and actually had a sense of self esteem

[supjerbear-deactivated20220530]

My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing.

[hustleinatrap]

damn

[renamok]

[noromodragon-deactivated2019082]

This really hit home, and there are many types of families in the world. It would be great if more people could realize that.