That's rough buddy

I love you but please cease to be

[wreckmegently]

Every now and then I remember I have Tumblr and I feel a single drop of good brain chemicals and I doom scroll until every atom of that drop is gone then I forget I exist for a few months

Feels good bad feels organic feels so.... ye

[mothmansboywife]

The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

[moonlightsdreaming]

[depsidase]

[bergoozter]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[guerrillatech]

[wreckmegently]

My mental health is:

There's a muppet party in my head but I'm not invited even tho I'm hosting

They're watching phantom of the opera and gunna surprise me with their own fucked up rendition. If I don't like it miss piggy will kill me with a hammer, but that's ok cuz I'm into that too.

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[novum-solem]

@teaboot's tags because Yes:

[teaboot]

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

[jaypgartifacts]

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

[totallyottie99]

At my job they’re playing two different versions of ‘I want a hippopotamus for Christmas’ , both by thrown ass men. Hearing them saw rhinocerisuses over and over is surreal in its anger

[kawaiisweet]

[wreckmegently]

I got married. Havnt been on here since I was single but it'll be our 1st wedding anniversary in January. That's wild.... didn't think I'd even be alive still but here I am, married, t for t, with 2 dogs and a cat in a small house in a small town far away from all the bad things. I make art and play video games with my husband. We're both ace and he likes my cooking. We're both disabled and take turns taking care of eachother as we need to, and he's not mad at me ever when it's his turn to care for me. I never thought I'd ever have this. My first posts on this site where about Voltron and now I'm just kinda updating the void about my happy marriage while my lil weenie dog sleeps on my lap. That's crazy...

[marleemutt]

the sign 🏡❤️🐶🐶🐶🐶

[may12324]

Marcille and Falin wear cute outfits and are probably on a date looking for plants to adopt

[aubryjoi]

Godzilla says trans rights 🔥🏳️‍⚧️

[wreckmegently]

I'm not depressed I'm pissed off and it makes me sad cuz I was never allowed to be angry as a child cuz it wasn't cute so I was basically trained to cry and mourn injustices committed againts me instead of processing and expressing anger and frustration

Also I'm a bit depressed but anger comes first DAMNIT