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why does chris hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?

Hey guys!! I don't know if any of you remember me since I haven't been on in over a year, but that's cause I got a job and stuff. So I've been busy but also I wasn't really able to get into any new anime for a long time and it was really depressing me. I just want to thank you all for making some of my hardest years, livable and for sending me messages saying that you were worried. Thank you guys so much! I love y'all!

chipsprites

what does NSFW stand for?

Nobody survives fighting Wario

iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

begoodtakecare

i love this so much

#STOP EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I LAUGH SO HARD #THAT WAS SUCH PURE AGONY IN THAT SCREAM I CANT STOP LAUGHGIN #THE CAMERA MOVEMENT TOO #HE SOUNDED LIKE HIS ARM WAS BEING RIPPED OFF I CANT BREATHE EVERY TIME

krabby-kronicle

NO

#FUCK ;I HAVENT BEEN ON IN FOREVER AND THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST POSTS I SEE #THIS IS WHY I MISS IT #FAVE

gnatsattack

I didn’t realize how much spongebob I really knew until y'all started posting captioned screenshots and I could fully reconstruct both the visual and auditory situations of each and every goddamn one. Can’t study for History of the English Language but by fuck do I remember what that one voice actor of that one fish from that one episode sounds like to the damn syllable.

zafojones

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

gwydtheunusual

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

beautifuloutlier

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

reallifescomedyrelief

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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sashiscorner

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

jadedsoggy

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

rooksandravens

I need to be more like tree

azzandra

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

netflixz

driving past your old elementary school like

There is a certain booth in a certain Denny’s haunted by the ghost of Andy Jones. His tortured soul remains barred from the afterlife lest he settle his unfinished business, an unfinished glass of Fanta. At certain times of night you can hear him. “sip”…”sip”…”sip”. But like Sisyphus and his boulder, every time Andy’s Fanta nears the bottom of the glass, a server comes by to top him off. Always tending to the refills. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. Trapping him forever in this ether between the realms of the living and the dead.

kineticallyanywhere

this is both just this website’s level of surrealist humor and a great advertisement for the attentiveness of denny’s wait staff on giving free refills and I frankly dont know how to handle it

pulpfiction

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

quinoaphoenicks

It’s true

tempy1040304-deactivated2017101

The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

ihamtmus

you: me, an intellectual

me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual

wormofmouth

hi where the fuck do you think that fragment is getting nominative case. listen to me. subjects of transitive verbs in nom-acc languages get nominative case by agreeing with a tense node. are you listening. fragments are accusative in english because that’s the default case when there’s no case-assigning node. meet me in the pit behind the denny’s and i will explain this to you. bring a whiteboard