ROOT YOU HAD ONE JOB
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ROOT YOU HAD ONE JOB
Brain: Youâre a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I donât know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
Piece of media: hereâs a female assassin
Me: nice
Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-
Me: *already asleep*
piece of media: her marks are also women me: *BOLTS AWAKE, THIRD EYE OPEN*
those little things on ur nose arenât blackheads, donât try and get rid of them theyâre sebaceous filaments and theyâre permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected donât try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isnât gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise
if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, itâs not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u donât see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no oneâs stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
this made me cry I needed it so bad
i donât really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials
mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials arenât the parents of generation z
your older sibling telling you youâre an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isnât the same thing as your parents berating you for not having a job in a shitty economy
The Sound of Happiness đ
I Speak Fluid References đŹ
Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*
The FBI Agent thatâs assigned to her:
If someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for feeling excited about it, you are officially the worst type of person.
âWhat town are we in?â
âWaterloo. Isnât that awful?â
Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes
Black Mirror: âUSS Callisterâ
the đ best đ time đ to đ wear đ a đ striped đ sweater đ is đ all đ the đ time
im gonna pistolwhip sara bareillesâ gay ass knees for assuming i would EVER interpret she used to be mine in a non gay context
put this in the MOMA
by initial talk
Oh honeyyyyyyy.
Some day, thereâll be an entire generation who uses the term âBlack Mirrorâ rather than âTwilight Zoneâ to describe a surreal experience.