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princessmccoco·:

“Day drunk is cute as long as you’re young right? I was just trying to get better at my job and I didn’t want to waste the cocktail…s… cocktails.”

“Just exactly how drunk do you plan on getting? Is this a way of saying you want someone to come over and chill with you?”

#c: coco mcintosh

ashermcintosh·:

“a two week book ban? i could never last that long.”

“It’s for your own good!”

#c: asher mcintosh

ashermcintosh·:

“i just finished a book that was a thousand pages and i don’t think i put it down once. what day is it? what year is it? who’s president? i don’t even know anymore, i feel like i’ve lost track of all time related things.”

“I feel like it’s time to put you on a two week book ban. This isn’t healthy, Ash.”

#c: asher mcintosh

@kenziepuckerman: When i went over to my parents house today, just to make sure my dad was okay. and it was clear he wasn't

@kenziepuckerman: So we ended up doing some of Noah's favorite things, and some how ended up singing oh hanukkah, very out of season - but the story dad tells about that day NEVER gets old so i let it pass.

@wrenmcintosh: @kenziepuckerman i love you and that story is one of my faves to hear too. next time we both go over i'll get him to tell it again.

#twitter #t: kenzie puckerman

text [wren]

coco: daddy says if i don't go to grandmother's birthday party, then he won't give me my monthly allowance

coco: how do you survive without that?

coco: the woman is 206 years old and doesn't even like me, i don't get why he insists i have to be there.

wren: not having to see that old bat is one of the biggest pros of being cut off lmao.

wren: if you don't come then he has to turn up alone and admit both his children fucking hate everyone in the whole family.

#phone #texts #texts: coco mcintosh

TEXT: KENZIE ⇄ SPIDERMAN

Kenzie: BABY.

Kenzie: GUESS WHO IS SUPER AHEAD ON ALL HER SCHOOL WORK SO SHE CAN PMUCH CHILL FOR TWO WEEKS BEFORE SHE GOES CRAZY WITH FINALS.

Wren: Is it.. You?

#phone #texts #texts: kenzie puckerman

@hautecoco: I need to call dad and casually work it into the conversation.

@wrenmcintosh: @hautecoco you better record that shit

#twitter #t: coco mcintosh

@hautecoco: Wait does that mean it was his dad that punched dad in the face? Or was that some other dude?

@wrenmcintosh: @hautecoco yes, his dad.

#twitter #t: coco mcintosh

@hautecoco: Excuse you. There is no way Dad dated Jack's mom.

@wrenmcintosh: @hautecoco HE DID.

#twitter #t: coco mcintosh

@hautecoco: Never, under any circumstances should you ask my dad about glee club. Apparently he dated some woman from McKinley's Glee club? Anyway it ended super bad.

@wrenmcintosh: @hautecoco ha. i found out that my girlfriend's aunt is the infamous quinn. :)

#twitter #t: coco mcintosh #when he deadass cuts into her convo bc he's like oh i havent told her this will be fun