Objection!

[kingmobuk]

[jinkies-binx]

top ten cringe lawyer moments

[jinkies-binx]

WHAT

[beatcroc]

detective dick gunshoe

detective dick gunshoe

[dizzydennis]

Just a test to see if I could make an Ace Attorney game in PowerPoint. There are no sound effects yet.

[earth-virgo]

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

No it’s when you present evidence in Ace Attorney and the music keeps playing

[delmondo]

phoenix: the defense is ready, your honor

edgeworth: the prosecution has been ready for a while, your honor

phoenix:

[ichorknight]

Luke: Professor, those knights are chasing us, I’m scared!

Layton: Luke, I understand how you must feel, but we must remain calm and push through this!

(later, when layton and maya both disappear)

Luke: MR. WRIGHT I’M SCARED

Phoenix: BITCH ME TOO. THE FUCK

[golden-snackoos]

now we wait 7 years for the next big day: oct. 9, 2026

the day kristoph gavin is found guilty of all his dumb bullshit

[xenovia77]

[maridiayachtclub]

ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

[intindra]

Spoilers for the entire game, for real

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

Every Ace Attorney Case:

Phoenix: I think this evidence is suspicious

Judge: wrong. One more mistake like that and YOU go to jail for the murder

Prosecutor: *idk just…stabs Phoenix in court in front of god and everyone*

Judge: I’ll allow it

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

Conclusion:

Phoenix: I know we literally on film have my client, alone, committing the murder. As well as video and written confessions. But…. The WITNESS did it

The Judge, absolutely losing it: Mr.Wright this is WILD

[themusingowl]

Debeste.

[warpedlamp]

Me, attempting to use my brain

[bedabug]

this is genuinely one of the funniest tweets i’ve ever seen

[aahype2k16]

“Looks like you’re still alive.” “Edgeworth?!”

[dorkova]

Callout posts are illegal in texas

[yellowmoth]

Narumitsu Strip 🍝

Edgeworth tries his hand at boiling pasta for Maya 🍜