I Take Sweets From Strangers

The fevered rantings of a glitter crazed carb junkie who can barely scratch together enough pennies to keep herself in buns and trannie shoes. I muse on love that i don't have, life that i don't have, sex that i don't have, bad porn and my mad...

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[hound-of-ulster]

Canon: Horrible things happened and they must move on.

Fanfic: Haha, hold my beer. *climbs in time machine*

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[archae-heart-deactivated2021012]

the tethered

[aryaofoldstones]

[villanevesstuff]

😍😩 I’m a thirsty hoe for Sandra Oh

[jazminesullivan]

LUPITA NYONG’O SXSW Festival Premiere of ‘Us’

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Clint Barton/Hawkeye/Ronin in the new “Avengers: Endgame” - Trailer

[tedllasso]

[lonewolfed-deactivated20160722]

that one time peter had an entire conversation with derek’s eyebrows

[halevetica]

I will never not reblog this.

[camehereforfriends]

Assume I’m dead if I ever pass this post

[purpleskiesandcherrypies-deacti]

Good Morning Dean Girls

Today’s Theme: Shy Bean

(feat. Jensen)

Keep reading

[jervae]

May Cash Gabby bring you all the blessings you deserve this year.

[mausii]

Feel-Good Filth | Erotic audio content (and maybe more) by Metal.

So binaural porn is a thing.....

AND IT WORKS.

[shewhowillrise]

So who else misses 2012 and the “they all live in the tower and tony made them separate floors” fanfics after seeing that shit fire angsty trailer

[corvigae]

Bold of you to assume I’ve ever moved on from this

[jezi-belle]

Fam, 2013 Avengers fandom is still lit, idk what to tell you. We stopped at Winter Soldier long enough to pick up Bucky and Sam and haven’t looked back since.

[scifigrl47]

(Rolls past with my wheelbarrow full of interesting comic based characters that they’ll never bother including in the MCU because they’re not white dudes)

Yeah, I’ll be needing some more floors.

[carpenter-sabrina]

Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson in Carpool Karaoke: The Series

[anxietyproblem]

[hayleylovesjessica]

Hayley Atwell and Tom Burke in Rosmersholm by Henrik Ibsen

[cb-strike]

what!!!!

i literally thought this was one of Annie Leibowitz’s reimagined Disney photoshoots and they’re being idk ariel and prince eric because tom certainly looks princely

[hotasice]

[anxietyproblem]