Daria – 3.07: It Happened One Nut
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@writeratheart92
Daria – 3.07: It Happened One Nut
Not a huge fan of threads, but preach
The Post-Modern Prometheus (5.5)
nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer
local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky
never answer the phone ever
this is why everyone on this website is a virgin
I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man
Wicked: For Good (2025) — dir. Jon M. Chu
This scene will haunt me forever
KKK said the same thing about the hoods.
A woman's place is on the battlefield
so you think women should die
funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?
you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women
I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.
the whole vaccine deal tbh
antidepressants
Yes these are all the work of wizards
No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017
We will never experience this again.
damn we got 2024 tomorrow
damn we got 2025 tomorrow
damn we got 2026 tomorrow
they are like looney tunes characters to me
Gelphie being the first gays to NOT be friends of Dorothy is actually frying me, they hated her ass
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So how are you getting there?”
"We're taking Continental” was the reply. "We got a great rate!”
“Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late. So where are you staying in Rome?”
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste.”
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump.”
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.”
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the Teste hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!”
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.”
"Actually, we were quite lucky because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.”
"Oh, really! What'd he say?”
He said: "Who fucked up your hair?
Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD (1962)