After much deliberation, you and your spouse have decided to adopt a child. You find an agency, fill out the requisite paperwork, and after months of anxious waiting, you are finally cleared to bring your precious new infant son home. Things proceed quite well at first, but as the months go on, things get strange. Your child is developing motor skills beyond his age, crying louder than any baby you’ve ever heard, and after three months he’s begun to sprout hair all over his body. Turns out he’s monkey.









