The Menagerie

Welcome to my blog! Here you'll find literally anything. -- If you look at my navigation panel, the roman numerals will lead you to different pages on my blog. -- My roommate is Allison. She's arguably cooler than I am.

[hydro-homies]

Left on read in IRL

[julian2006]

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

[ghostguest]

I need a frame of reference here

[julian2006]

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

[virgoassbitch]

….

[acquaintedwithrask]

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[confirmance]

Doctor: you have 6 months to live

me: Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

Doctor: how the hell did you do that

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[amateur]

[victorious]

“Hey. Funny seeing you out here.”

[alisonzai]

[blackbitchenergy]

Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James. And he was surprised 😭😭

[picass0trill]

Gosh can we start caring more about the people that are around our kids like this…. please?

[writingmenagerie]

❤

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

[778]

[melonmemes]

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[twitterlols]

[mynameislu-blog]

[wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti]

@paxavoidance

[nutsacktorturer]

@ninatastic @lornagonigall @socialist-tomfoolery

[lornagonigall]

play it sax man

[theafricanunicorn]

So I made this top yesterday but tell me why I almost had a whole ass photo shoot in my bed room 😭 

instagram.com/cynthianyongesa

[cheesies]

Wow this is insanely gorgeous ❤️

[unshrink]

my cousin saw a pug today