WarriorAccountant

Lover of stories, smut, and fantasy. Writing is a new adventure! 21+

[wrraccountant]

I started writing in the fall of 2024, and am still enjoying this new world of fanworks! WarriorAccountant fanfics will mostly be fluff, relationships, working on feelings, and a small sprinkling of spicy stuff.

List of works on A03, written under WarriorAccountant:

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Azris Works

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The Chairs Canon Continuation (after ACOSF)

The Chairs | M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) | Slow Burn - Explicit | 300k+ Words (Complete!)

Domestic Bliss Series - Established Azris one-shots after The Chairs

The Mystery | M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) | Fluff - Teen and up | 3.9k words (Complete/Standalone) The First Winter Solstice | M/M Azris (ACOTAR fandom) | Fluff - Explicit | 5.8k words (Complete/Standalone Epilogue for The Chairs) Rest-Fall | Tamlin non-Ship story in M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) world | Fluff - Teen and Up | 7.5k words (Complete/Standalone)

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Project Codename: Metamorphosis | M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) | Slow Burn - Explicit | Canon Divergent AU (A/B/O) | 67k (In Progress)

The Adventures of Vesper and Hart - Encounters in Time | M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) | Slow Burn - Explicit | Canon Compliant Alternate views | 15k (In Progress)

An Inter-Court (D)Alliance | M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) and Azriel/Tamlin | Explicit | Canon Continuation | 59k (Complete)

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Standalone Azris:

Tax Season | M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) | Fluff - Teen and Up | 7k words (Complete/Standalone) - Modern AU

The Mantle | Lady of Autumn and Eris Vanserra non-ship story (with hints of future Azris) | Mature for violence and death | 7k words (Complete/Standalone)

Amber Eyes | M/M Azris (ACOTAR fandom) | Fluff - Teen and Up | 1.9k words (Complete/Standalone)

Dancing Lessons | M/M Azris (ACOTAR fandom) | Fluff - Teen and Up | 3.6k words (Complete/Standalone)

The Revel | M/M Azris (ACOTAR fandom) | Explicit yet fluffy | 2k words (Complete/Standalone)

Spring the Trap | M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) | Fluff - Mature | 5k words (Complete/Standalone)

Night Wines | M/M Azris (ACTOR fandom ) | Mature, yet fluffy | 3.5k words (Complete/Standalone) - Modern AU

Lord of the Bacchanal | Eris X Azriel (ACOTAR Fandom) | Fluff - Teen and Up | 9.5k words (Complete/Standalone (but can be read with prequel, "Prince of the Harvest")

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Other ACOTAR (Not Directly Azris)

Budget Review - Night Court | Inner Circle - non-romance (ACTOR fandom ) | Teen and Up | 1.4k words (Complete/Standalone) - Parody

Rest-Fall | Tamlin non-Ship story in M/M Azris (ACOTAR Fandom) world | Fluff - Teen and Up | 7.5k words (Complete/Standalone)

Prince of the Harvest | Eris X Male OC (ACOTAR Fandom) | Fluff - Teen and Up | 6.5k words (Complete/Standalone)

First Impressions | M/M Nyxlin (ACOTAR Fandom) with background Azris | Regency AU | Teen and Up | 4.5k words (In Progress)

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The following one-shots are under my "SmutMuffin" Pseud on A03:

The Charitable Event Job | M/M Dresden/Marcone (Dresden Files Fandom) | Fluff - Teen and Up | 2.9k words (Complete/Standalone)

[lizzo78]

The Calling

Next chapter is up! More fire, more death, more fae being terrible communicators. https://archiveofourown.org/works/86536916/chapters/232617001

Tag List: @mistandmemories @jules-writes-stories @chunkypossum @the-darkestminds @iftheshoef1tz @wrraccountant @irithiadourden @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog @olenvasynyt @thesourcabbage @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @tessville @bloodyplunder @fourteentrout @talibunny30 @tovibeornottovibe @g00seg1rl

[snugglesandsmut]

High lords meeting Redwall edition

[wrraccountant]

On repeat shuffle tag game!

Rules: Shuffle your “on repeat” playlist and post the first 10 tracks. Then tag 10 people.

Thank you, @thesourcabbage, for the tag! I think you are going to find some eclectic stuff here, as this playlist is my walking one... and... decades don't really matter as much as a nice, steady beat (and enough sass to wiggle my ass a bit).

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor Dirty Laundry - Bitter:Sweet A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley and JXL Remix The Final Countdown - Europe James Bond Remix - Moby I'm Outta Love - Anastacia It's My Life - Bon Jovi Thank the Lord for the Night Time - Neil Diamond Lost In Space - Apollo440 Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim

So for tags, I probably am not doing 10... If you are tagged, it is no pressure - participate if the muse inspires you! @lizzo78 (I know you are tagged already, but I want to know!), @pippsmcgee, @chunkypossum, @vanserreneity, @tessville, @iftheshoef1tz, @irithiadourden

[lizzo78]

The Calling

Hello -

The next chapter of my attempt at a time loop Azris story is up Ao3. Enjoy! Or not.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86536916/chapters/231304321

Tag List: @mistandmemories @jules-writes-stories @chunkypossum @the-darkestminds @iftheshoef1tz @wrraccountant @irithiadourden @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog @olenvasynyt @thesourcabbage @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @tessville @bloodyplunder @fourteentrout @talibunny30 @tovibeornottovibe @g00seg1rl

[thememedaddy]

[riverfortune]

I just finished listening to a book the other day. It's called Falling Free by Lois McMaster Bujold. It is listed as the first in her Vorkosigan series but the recommended reading order is to start at book 2, so I initially skipped it. The rest of the series is basically a bunch of action/space opera books following a particular family in their adventures in a sci-fi future involving a planet that does feudalism in space and a boy who is born with a fragile body into a warrior-based society. They're really fun and I recommend them.

But.

Falling Free is about a man whose company sends him to a space station to teach a bunch of people with extra arms where their legs should be how to do space welding. When I first read the summary, I thought it was really weird and figured I wouldn't get around to reading it. I'm so glad I read it after all.

It's not just about a bunch of four-armed freaks learning space welding. It's about recognizing the exploitation of those around you. It's about the dehumanizing nature of bureaucracy. It's about the danger of outsourcing your morality to what's legal. It's about how offloading responsibility onto the next guy results in disaster. It's about learning what kind of labor is needed to make a society. It's about how sometimes you can weaponize bureaucracy against itself for good. It's about how others can weaponize it for evil. It's about understanding the value of women's labor. It's about the value of free will. It's about the importance of taking responsibility for the consequences of your own actions. It's about the dangers of eugenics and it's about the dangers of coorporations and it's about the dangers of personal ambition. It's about standing up for what's right even if it goes against what you always thought was right. It was published in 1988 and it's about four-armed people welding in space.

[wrraccountant]

Project Codename: Metamorphosis

Chapter 9 of Project Codename: Metamorphosis, "Too Much of a Good Thing," has been posted on AO3.

Azriel and Eris learn to coexist in the same space. Azriel's mission to the clergy of Autumn is educational, if not illuminating.

Project Codename: Metamorphosis is a canon-divergent AU, with A/B/O dynamics, set at the end of the first book in the ACOTAR series. Features a slow-burn romance with Azriel and Eris Vanserra (Azris), with eventual explicit sexual content. Tags will be updated each chapter.

Pictures in the banner courtesy of the public domain image archive

Please let me know if you want on or off the tag train!

@pippsmcgee @chunkypossum @olenvasynyt @g00seg1rl @greenvelvetcouture @iftheshoef1tz @ysmtttty @jules-writes-stories @the-darkestminds @mudandmire @mistandmemories @neciebee @nus4y @palomita-de-la-sangre @shadowsandlint @talibunny30 @makinglongwordsslutty @thesourcabbage @fourteentrout @molcat07 @irithiadourden @amalhe-koffee @brunetterebel010 @werehorsebite @futurehunt @stargazingmellon @clarranam @Jir67 @Ejkreader @Lizzo78 @theiudices @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @chunkypossum @vanserreneity @tessville @alexof90s

[nus4yy]

computer show me hot-tub azris fucking

[chunkypossum]

Art created by: @hornysadfrog who really went above and beyond for this. It took me a long time to take my jaw off the floor!! Her Eris is one of my most favorites. He’s so regal and lovely I could cry. Little frog you are a light in this fandom and I appreciate you so much!

A gift commissioned by me for @pippsmcgee and her word vomit in my DMs over the years about the wonderful stories in her brain. Even if you never write them I will cherish your talent for speaking them into existence anyway.

If it wasn't for you and your tenacious comments on my fics, I would have never gotten back on Tumblr, and I would have never met any of the wonderful people in this tiny corner of the fandom. I will forever be thankful for that and you. Your handle is all over ao3 in all the Azris comment sections passing out love and thoughtfulness that make it worthwhile for writers to post! Your amazing imagination is on my mind all of the time so I hope this gift is a reflection of that. 🖤🖤

Holla at ya boi if you want on or off the Azris tag train:

@talibunny30 @iftheshoef1tz @born-to-riot  @fieldofdaisiies  @skyesayshi @acourtofladydeath @pippsmcgee  @yams-77 @ninthcircleofprythian  @jules-writes-stories @the-darkestminds  @yourlazykitkat  @shadowsandlint @acourtofbatboydreams  @mistandmemories @chairofchaos  @brunetterebel010 @astro-h0e-4azris @queercontrarian  @molcat07 @baileybird71  @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog @ejkreader  @thesourcabbage  @tessville @jolenes-library @betweenthelines888 @irithiadourden @theiudices @werehorsebite  @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @fourteentrout @frostystarlight  @nus4yy @ysmtttty   @lizzo78 @vanserreneity @krowiathemythologynerd @alexof90s  @snugglesandsmut @clarranam  @plumita-d-la-sangre @wrraccountant  @theeternalstruggle  @hieragalbatorixdottir  @g00seg1rl 

[chunkypossum]

Art created by: @hornysadfrog who really went above and beyond for this. It took me a long time to take my jaw off the floor!! Her Eris is one of my most favorites. He’s so regal and lovely I could cry. Little frog you are a light in this fandom and I appreciate you so much!

A gift commissioned by me for @pippsmcgee and her word vomit in my DMs over the years about the wonderful stories in her brain. Even if you never write them I will cherish your talent for speaking them into existence anyway.

If it wasn't for you and your tenacious comments on my fics, I would have never gotten back on Tumblr, and I would have never met any of the wonderful people in this tiny corner of the fandom. I will forever be thankful for that and you. Your handle is all over ao3 in all the Azris comment sections passing out love and thoughtfulness that make it worthwhile for writers to post! Your amazing imagination is on my mind all of the time so I hope this gift is a reflection of that. 🖤🖤

Holla at ya boi if you want on or off the Azris tag train:

@talibunny30 @iftheshoef1tz @born-to-riot  @fieldofdaisiies  @skyesayshi @acourtofladydeath @pippsmcgee  @yams-77 @ninthcircleofprythian  @jules-writes-stories @the-darkestminds  @yourlazykitkat  @shadowsandlint @acourtofbatboydreams  @mistandmemories @chairofchaos  @brunetterebel010 @astro-h0e-4azris @queercontrarian  @molcat07 @baileybird71  @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog @ejkreader  @thesourcabbage  @tessville @jolenes-library @betweenthelines888 @irithiadourden @theiudices @werehorsebite  @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @fourteentrout @frostystarlight  @nus4yy @ysmtttty   @lizzo78 @vanserreneity @krowiathemythologynerd @alexof90s  @snugglesandsmut @clarranam  @plumita-d-la-sangre @wrraccountant  @theeternalstruggle  @hieragalbatorixdottir  @g00seg1rl 

[chunkypossum]

Art created by: @hornysadfrog who really went above and beyond for this. It took me a long time to take my jaw off the floor!! Her Eris is one of my most favorites. He’s so regal and lovely I could cry. Little frog you are a light in this fandom and I appreciate you so much!

A gift commissioned by me for @pippsmcgee and her word vomit in my DMs over the years about the wonderful stories in her brain. Even if you never write them I will cherish your talent for speaking them into existence anyway.

If it wasn't for you and your tenacious comments on my fics, I would have never gotten back on Tumblr, and I would have never met any of the wonderful people in this tiny corner of the fandom. I will forever be thankful for that and you. Your handle is all over ao3 in all the Azris comment sections passing out love and thoughtfulness that make it worthwhile for writers to post! Your amazing imagination is on my mind all of the time so I hope this gift is a reflection of that. 🖤🖤

Holla at ya boi if you want on or off the Azris tag train:

@talibunny30 @iftheshoef1tz @born-to-riot  @fieldofdaisiies  @skyesayshi @acourtofladydeath @pippsmcgee  @yams-77 @ninthcircleofprythian  @jules-writes-stories @the-darkestminds  @yourlazykitkat  @shadowsandlint @acourtofbatboydreams  @mistandmemories @chairofchaos  @brunetterebel010 @astro-h0e-4azris @queercontrarian  @molcat07 @baileybird71  @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog @ejkreader  @thesourcabbage  @tessville @jolenes-library @betweenthelines888 @irithiadourden @theiudices @werehorsebite  @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @fourteentrout @frostystarlight  @nus4yy @ysmtttty   @lizzo78 @vanserreneity @krowiathemythologynerd @alexof90s  @snugglesandsmut @clarranam  @plumita-d-la-sangre @wrraccountant  @theeternalstruggle  @hieragalbatorixdottir  @g00seg1rl 

[fourteentrout]

Azris Week Day 7: Free Day

This piece was originally gonna be for @fanartfrenzy way back in January, for the bingo square “make fanart for a fic that features an Original Character”, but obviously that didn’t happen, so I repurposed it for @azrisweek !

It’s based on a scene in Chapter 5, Congress of Weapons Manufacturers and Military Leaders, in stellar fic “Taming of the Vanserra” by the iconic @futurehunt ! One of my fav azris fics of all time fr fr (FUTUUUURE drop another chapter and my LIFE is YOURS) (jk obviously take your time). Future’s OC that I decided to focus on is Larssen, pictured here being a cheeky little shit and facing the immediate consequences, but obviously I had to give a lotta love to the main pairing of the fic, so I figure it still works for the event week😜

I reaaally wanted to get the part 2 finished for today as well but that obviously didn’t happen so knowing me it’ll probably take another 5 months. Anyways. Please ignore the 1 million tangent lines. Also side not, this is maybe my favorite Eris Outfit I’ve ever drawn. Shoutout to futurehunt for describing him so HAWT. Whew. Thank you future, for making such a fun and engaging and just downright COOL fic! I will have a part 2 one day!

Thank you so much to the mods of azris week for putting on yet another fantastic event!! I look forward to this every year and I feel so lucky to be amongst such amazing writers and artists not just this week, but all year round. Yall are seriously a one of a kind community and I’m so glad to have gotten to know some of you, and excited to meet those I haven’t yet!

[fourteentrout]

@baileybird71 @pippsmcgee @molcat07 @amalhe-koffee @secret-third-thing @jules-writes-stories @the-darkestminds @iftheshoef1tz @talibunny30 @g00seg1rl @queercontrarian @buffy-vanserra @vanserraoxygen @ejkreader @wovendreamscapes @chunkypossum @brunetterebel010 @greenvelvetcouture @alexof90s @disney-acotar-hp @wrraccountant @tessville @irithiadourden @bloodyplunder @shadowsandlint @thesourcabbage @futurehunt @nus4yy @donnadiddadog @jolenes-library @frostystarlight @mistandmemories @frominsidethehouse @astro-h0e-4azris

Let me know if you want on or off the tag list!

[thesourcabbage]

Azris Week Day 7: Free Day

AO3 Link (uncensored)

Eris and Azriel engaging in some CBT 🙂‍↕️🫴🍊

Censored for Tumblr, but honestly, I think this version has its merits too 🍊

I've been working on this piece off and on for the past year, and Azris week has given me the final push to get this done!! Thank you to everyone in the Azris community who have seen snippets of this as it's come along.

So many thanks to the @azrisweek admins for putting this event on. This entire week has been a huge pleasure, both as a reader and as a creative.

Check out my Patreon if you want to check out the process video.

Let me know if you want on/off the tag train:

@wovendreamscapes @pippsmcgee @astro-h0e-4azris @constantsins @tessville @disney-acotar-hp @chunkypossum @g00seg1rl @jules-writes-stories @mudandmire @mistandmemories @the-darkestminds @wrraccountant @shadowsandlint @molcat07 @nus4yy @talibunny30 @fourteentrout @futurehunt @alexof90s @brunetterebel010 @ejkreader @irithiadourden @bloodyplunder

[chunkypossum]

It’s @azrisweek day 5: Au/favorite trope!!!

This week is going by too fast 😭

I wish I had written something for this. WAIT ... is whump a trope? Because I might have something ready later. You know that's my favorite.

For now, I give you more messy Azris art in a modern setting because I love a good Modern Azris AU.

Holla at ya boi if you want on or off the Azris tag train:

@talibunny30 @iftheshoef1tz @born-to-riot  @fieldofdaisiies  @skyesayshi @acourtofladydeath @pippsmcgee  @yams-77 @ninthcircleofprythian  @jules-writes-stories @the-darkestminds  @yourlazykitkat  @shadowsandlint @acourtofbatboydreams  @mistandmemories @chairofchaos  @brunetterebel010 @astro-h0e-4azris @queercontrarian  @molcat07 @baileybird71  @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog @ejkreader  @thesourcabbage  @tessville @jolenes-library @betweenthelines888 @irithiadourden @theiudices @werehorsebite  @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @fourteentrout @frostystarlight  @nus4yy @ysmtttty   @lizzo78 @vanserreneity @krowiathemythologynerd @alexof90s  @snugglesandsmut @clarranam  @plumita-d-la-sangre @wrraccountant  @theeternalstruggle  @hieragalbatorixdottir  @g00seg1rl 

[chunkypossum]

Art created by our wonderful @thesourcabbage !!! Follow, like and share the shit out of her work because she is incredible. The delicious Azris you’ve given us over the years deserves the highest praise. This is no exception. I’m in love!!!

A gift commissioned by me for @the-darkestminds and her series He Comes at Night ….horribly heartbreaking like all her best stuff is! Another kismet encounter that this is the story Cabbage picked to draw and it fits perfectly with today’s theme.

Julia!!!! Thank you for being a part of this community and for everything you've done to keep it alive. Seeing all that you have given Azris and the Azris freaks constantly inspires me. You are a master of breaking hearts in the most artistic ways. Everything you make speaks to me in a way no one else's work can. It satisfies my whumpiest cravings! I hope creation, no matter the form it takes, is nothing but a joy for you from now until forever!

Holla at ya boi if you want on or off the Azris tag train:

@talibunny30 @iftheshoef1tz @born-to-riot @fieldofdaisiies @skyesayshi @acourtofladydeath @pippsmcgee @yams-77 @ninthcircleofprythian @jules-writes-stories @the-darkestminds @yourlazykitkat @shadowsandlint @acourtofbatboydreams @mistandmemories @chairofchaos @brunetterebel010 @astro-h0e-4azris @queercontrarian @molcat07 @baileybird71 @stargazingmellon @hornysadfrog @ejkreader @thesourcabbage @tessville @jolenes-library @betweenthelines888 @irithiadourden @theiudices @werehorsebite @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @fourteentrout @frostystarlight @nus4yy @ysmtttty @lizzo78 @vanserreneity @krowiathemythologynerd @alexof90s @snugglesandsmut @clarranam @disney-acotar-hp @wrraccountant @theeternalstruggle @hieragalbatorixdottir @g00seg1rl

[hornysadfrog]

Dark and Stormy Night

aka @azrisweek day 4

The spirit of azris week possessed me - Dark and Stormy Night is such a mood, I made this last minute sketch that is pure vibes of their push and pull relationship. You need to come up with a story for this illustration yourself 🤭

taglist:

@shadowsandlint @thesourcabbage @g00seg1rl @nus4y @ysmtttty @jules-writes-stories @plumita-d-la-sangre @olenvasynyt @werehorsebite @talibunny30 @lizzo78 @unanswered-stars @pippsmcgee @astro-h0e-4azris @ejkreader @fourteentrout @futurehunt @jir67 @the-darkestminds @stargazingmellon @skies-for-eyes-trees-for-knees @clarranam @wrraccountant @iftheshoef1tz @theiudices @irithiadourden @chunkypossum @vanserreneity @mistandmemories @mudandmire @molcat07 @bigamrenfan @frostystarlight @brunetterebel010 @tessville @bloodyplunder @born-to-riot @jolenes-library @vnfadinglight @azrielsdaggerpolisher