it is what it is

eli thompson / 18 / prom king / soccer team captain

[ohholympia]

Yeah.. I wouldn’t be so sure on that, Thompson.

[wtf-eli]

I'm confident in it.

[adelaide-fox-deactivated2014090]

That’s fine, I could always use it as a paperweight.

[wtf-eli]

That'd be a better idea. Or a weapon to ward off unwanted visitors.

[adelaide-fox-deactivated2014090]

Turns out I’m not quite the chef I thought I was, anybody want some badly burnt and incredibly chewy brownies?

[wtf-eli]

That doesn't sound very appetizing to me, but thanks for the offer.

[ohholympia]

Will you please lighten up a little.

[wtf-eli]

Oh please, I'm the light of your life and you know it.

[seanreza-deactivated20140628]

Sorry, man. I’m not that good at soccer quite yet.

[wtf-eli]

Yeah? You've just started playing?

[ohholympia]

If you gave birth to that thing, I’d be pretty impressed.

[wtf-eli]

Key word there was practically.

[ohholympia]

It’s still just a car.

[wtf-eli]

Just a car? It's practically my baby. I take care of it!

[seanreza-deactivated20140628]

Heads up!

[wtf-eli]

Woah, that was a close one!

[ohholympia]

You would think that because you have an extremely affectionate obsession with that car.

[wtf-eli]

You can't really blame me, though. It's beautiful.

[ohholympia]

Well, not exactly a deal considering it’s completely one-sided.

[wtf-eli]

I feel like it's a pretty morally justified decision to be one-sided.

[ohholympia]

Okay fine, I won’t ever put eggs in your car.

[wtf-eli]

That's a deal.

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[ohholympia]

You’re so dramatic, it wouldn’t be ruined and it’d at least still be a BMW.

[wtf-eli]

Anyway you put it, an egg in my BMW would really upset me.

[ohholympia]

Okay okay, then don’t.. No need for the moody face.

[wtf-eli]

I'm not moody, just appalled at the thought of my BMW ruined.

[neighbourhoodsconfessions]

It’s either it’s been really quiet around here or it’s just me. Probably just me.

[wtf-eli]

It's never quiet in the Thompson household so it's probably just you.

[lvwsons-deactivated20181209]

It feels so weird to walk outside for the first time in a few days. Here’s to hoping I don’t get sick again. 

[lvwsons-deactivated20181209]

[wtf-eli]

I swear to god if you have some contagious disease, I will quarantine you.

[kingstonhq-blog]

get yourself a hairnet, I’m sure it’d be flattering.

[wtf-eli]

I don't think you understand just how unflattering hairnet would look on me. I do look great in almost everything, though.