Pearl’s eyebrows knitted together as she listened to Aria, only softening once she broke into a fit of wild laughter. “Incredible,” she cooed. “Bradley said riding Gus was like riding Ned Flanders. You can do better, Ari’. Go for Sideshow Bob.“
Aria grinned, shaking her head. “Ned Flanders is too good for him, that dude at least managed to keep it in there long enough to procreate. I don’t think Augustus has it in him, or maybe it’s just his suppressed homosexuality that’s lead him to Adrian, what with her having a chest akin to that of a pre pubescent man child.” She took anouther drag of her cigarette, blowing the smoke out slowly. “I’d bang sideshow bob, at least he has a personality.”



















