i'm kind of a big deal

lucas haverford AKL pres. Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.

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hey guys. sorry this isn't under a read more but I'm mobile and I felt like I needed to give an FYI? as some of you know, my dad was in the hospital for about a month this summer and he jus my got out a couple of weeks ago, but last week he ended up back. tonight is the first night I am home from the hospital. he is stable again and doing much better. right now I'm exhausted and I have class in the morning but I hope to be able to be on tomorrow. I'll probably pick up new threads since it's been a while. sorry to bombard y'all with my life update, I just wanted to let you know I haven't abandoned you guys

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sorry I disappeared for a few days, I had some family things to deal with. hopefully I'll be on later tonight

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@hclenc drewception: from drucifer to pikadrew - that should be the name of my memoir

@stellawtf lol i did it was that serious, all these people like omg who is this guy and how do we get him to shut up? hint: blacklist pikadrew

@fckinmacey my lovely wife, everyone <3<3

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text | parker

stella: have I mentioned that I thank the universe for your existence every time you make a movie reference? xD

stella: though, that's much too gracious of you because she was legit computer made and superhuman. and my window of not saying you're bias has closed

stella: have you, you know, considered looking into things any further or?

stella: Lucas, I swear to god, if he tries to single you out as a 'bad friend' or some bullshit someone is going to have to PHYSICALLY HOLD ME BACK

stella: because otherwise he'll have a black eye

luke: hmm, no i dont think so. obviously you dont stroke my ego as much as it is, so i'm desperate for more compliments

luke: you might as well be a computer-generated ideal woman as far as i'm concerned

luke: not really. i chickened out, which i have half-accepted as fate

luke: and i thought i was the only one with a protective significant other mode. as cute as you are, and as much as i appreciate the sentiment, it's fine

luke: this is what he does. he is passive aggressive and needs to vent. he will either come to his senses and come around or...he wont

luke: and i think i have settled in my mind that i'm okay with it either way

luke: grown up lucas probably needs more grown up friends

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josheastonnyu:

“Thanks, really I’ll owe you something..though I’m not sure what I would ever be able to do to repay you”.

“Dude, don’t worry about it. You don’t always have to repay people for their good deeds.”

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madamemckittrick:

“Come hang out at my beach house next summer. It’s fucking divine.”

“Beach house, huh? Only if you throw me a graduation party.”

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stellawtf:

“I say a great many things in quite eloquent manners. Though, let’s be honest I would be honored to be in your phone as something even slightly slanderous. I would take even, like, that damn Detective Comics lover I tolerate.” Stella maintained a light of heart grin, not even remotely taking his comment as anything but their usual banter. “Pens you say? Well, I do hope I can kidnap a few of those for my desk. I still haven’t found the hiding place of the gnomes that often come about and kidnap my supply so it’s always a battle to keep them at hand. A t-shirt, really? Well, color me impressed. I will leave the honorable duty in your ever capable hands, however. I trust your judgment.” She’d nodded along, somewhat keeping a straight face whilst biting back a laugh. “Look, your pledges should just automatically know when cleaning up if they find a pair of heels laying around that there is about a ninety-eight percent chance they belong to me. Besides, I don’t need shoes. That’s why I have you to give my a piggy back ride,” she’d winked playfully. “I will try though, since you asked so politely.”

"Yes, yes I am aware. It must come from all the practice you get talking," he teased. "Meanwhile I could listen to you rant and ramble all day and not find you any less fascinating. Though I have to say, we haven't had any film discourse in ages and I'm beginning to think I am not pulling my weight as boyfriend to the next IDA winner." Luke shook his head. "I don't think I could even stomach that name. Plus it's a little long." He took a long chug of his drink. "Oh I don't think we have any to spare. They go pretty quickly. I don't know if you know this, but you're a pretty popular lady on this campus? Everyone wants all your merch." Lucas couldn't help but nod because he so entirely agreed on that point. "I do consider myself a worthy decision-maker on such topics. I don't have many talents, but obsessing over you is one of the few I excel at." Her comment reminded him of something. Putting his hand up to signify 'just a second' he pulled his phone and scrolled through his messages. "You mean like this?" he asked, showing her a picture of a pair of feels with the message 'do these belong to ur gf?' underneath it. "They are already learning so well. This pledge class is quicker than the last bunch." Luke laughed. "Well, if that means no more piggyback rides, then I take it back. Lose as many shoes as your heart desires."

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@imogenpls

He would have recognized her anywhere. Even if he hadn't spent all summer trying to find her, they shared so many of the same features and mannerisms. In that moment, he could have sworn that his heart stopped. She was here? But how? Why? Had she found him out? Despite the fact that it was completely obvious that he was openly staring at her, he could not tear away. In more ways than one, this felt exactly like a car crash. She was laughing with someone else, making it obvious that she was in her element here. How was that possible, that he could have overlooked such a critical detail? Of all the places for them to end up together, how could it be that they would end up here together? Too many thoughts were invading his head space, causing him to run into someone, and like a domino effect, every person in the crowded room rammed into someone else. If he was trying to stay lowkey, he was failing miserably. Wanting to make a quick run for it, he turned around, and came face to face with the very girl he had been looking for all summer. "Oh, sorry," he said, stumbling about his words and doing his best to put on the friendly Lucas face he had spent so many years practicing.

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text | parker

stella: I live to serve (ha), handsome

stella: I figured as much, it'd be considerably less fun repaying my debt otherwise

stella: well, is that necessarily a bad thing?

stella: that's true, I try not to let things fester if I can help it. try, that is, i'm not always successful

stella: you forgot the r, you're ridiculously pretty*

stella: it might, but you never know. if a friendship ends just based off you being honest about something..

stella: well, I don't know how strong of one it was to begin with in that case.

luke: i will definitely keep that in mind for future reference

luke: you really are a dream woman wtf. i feel like those guys from weird science

luke: no i guess it isn't. i guess after this summer i am just struggling to be the same social butterfly party god

luke: maybe one day i will learn your ways

luke: i can't argue with any of that

luke: also since instead of talking it out or trying to get where i'm coming from, he runs to twitter

luke: whatever i'm just gonna let that bullshit go

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text | matteo

matteo: spero proprio di sì

luke: we are quickly approaching the end of my limited italian knowledge

luke: i knew i should have paid more attention in those native language classes

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nikkiclarke:

“I barely see them during the year since we’re all at different schools, but then we try to hangout over the summer, you know, keep in touch. Who did you have fun with over the summer?”

"Yeah, I guess that would be hard. I just skipped out after high school, spent a year in Europe and never really looked back. I don't really have any interest in reaching out to anyone. No one, really. Spent most of it by myself, though I met some pretty cool people where I was staying."

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text | cammy

camdyn: you're a lost cause

camdyn: lost to the land of boring people with boring jobs and boring lives

luke: boring jobs and boring lives? you are talking to the guy who is shaving his head and dying his hair purple

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josheastonnyu:

“It’s Mr. White, he teaches history”.

“I’ve never had him, but I have connections. I’ll get back to you.”

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jax-mf-hart:

“Exactly.” Jax then took a drink as Luke did as well. “So. What the hell have you been up to?”

Setting his glass back on the bar, Luke smiled but took a second to respond. "I spent the entirety of my summer at the beach. It's hard getting back in the swing of things. How about you?"

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text | parker

stella: ... fine. Just this once, no rebuttal.

stella: I am insulted that was even half a question

stella: well, you were being real with him and that's way better than just 'oh congratulations' etc. if you don't necessarily mean it?

stella: eh, I beg to differ with you on that. I just pick when to be a dramatic wench rather well

stella: that's understandable. sometimes, people just kind of drift too.. unintentionally.

luke: thank you, pretty lady

luke: well, i'll make you a list. but just fyi, this will be a private, probably very nsfw list

luke: these days i am finding it harder and harder to do fake

luke: yeah but you do the moving on thing pretty well

luke: i am still working on that

luke: i am ridiculously petty

luke: yeah well if we had issues before, me not supporting his engagement might be the nail in the coffin

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@lucaskywalker: i thought i was growing up and maturing until i realized how much i miss twitter drama