JOSEPH FINNEGAN CHANG ♚ 37% sass 29% class 23% slay 11% bitter 100% king hi all. it is i, joseph chang from apartment numero awesome. there's a 100% chance my apartment is prettier than yours seeing that i'm there often, sooo. if you somehow don't know who i am, then a) i'm sorry, and b) how ???? this one time i considered dropping out of college to become a professional gamer and collect pokemon cards, but then i realized how sad that would be and honestly, life now is far from as bad as it could have been.
It’s not a self-control issue. If I drink milk I need to drink a lot! I rarely do anymore though. I’m basically pure water at this point. Too much fat in milk. And no, I’m not Canadian. Thank God.
I’ve spent the entire weekend watching Dora. I’ve never felt so relieved to go to work as I did this morning, honestly. I mean, Dora’s fun… for like an hour.
Well, okay. Take a step back now. It’s cheaper, less milk goes to waste. And obviously, you don’t qualify for the official ‘allowed to hate on bagged milk’ team.
Quiet nights at work mean Mario Kart competitions with the surgical residents. Sometimes you just have to kick back and yell obscenities at a cartoon turtle.
So, hello? I’m Dominic Aldrin (not Dom), and it’s taken me 3 years to discover that this website is actually a thing.
Joseph likes (see: loves) glitter. A lot. Mainly because it’s pretty, that is. Video games got him through the whole divorce deal so he likes those too (especially choice-based ones like The Walking Dead and Until Dawn, but also Mortal Combat and Skyrim so??).
He dislikes marriage, but that’s just because he’s bitter as fuck. Christmas, both because it’s so busy and also because of his parents/the divorce thing. There is also dogs, puns he didn’t make himself and strawberry flavored ice cream.
03: UPBRINGING.
It wasn’t too horrible. Father Chang put a lot of pressure on him. After the divorce, things weren’t too good either.
04: FAMILY.
There are no other siblings. Just him and his twin.
05. APPEARANCE.
Hair slightly shorter in the sides than on the top, often spiked. Signature colored streaks (currently pink, but that’s changeable). He’s 5′10′’. He often wears nail polish (pink, dark blue or black) and sometimes also eyeliner. He is a big fan of black skinny jeans and such jeans goes well with simple t-shirts, so he does that a lot. Occasional leather jackets and hoodies.
06. FAVORITE QUOTE.
“I’m proud of you, son.”
- Michael Chang
If he had it in a text, he would print it and hang it up on his wall. Making father Chang proud is his greatest achievement so far.
07. FAVORITE SONG.
"Somewhere” from West Side Story. He just gets super emotional whenever it’s on and he’s very emotional about it.
08. RELATIONSHIPS.
Okay, so Joseph hasn’t had a lot of relationships. A lot of people in high school thought he was very very homosexual, which wasn’t the case, so a lot of chicks were afraid to go out with him and homosexual dudes in his high school weren’t ready to handle the big mess that is Joseph Chang™.
Then college came around and he met Delilah Blake. Within the first two weeks they were sort of in a relationship but not really. They kissed a lot. And went on a lot of dates. And they were each others’ firsts. But they were very on-off and she also sort of had a thing going on with some Cedric dude. Anyway, they officially officially got together when college was about to end and pretty soon they moved in together at King’s Terrace, Boston. And a little way down the road, they were engaged and about to get married. Like, literally about to get married. But time passed and when she didn’t show it was kind of embarrassing to stand at the end of the aisle. There was a note on her bed reading something about Cedric and Joseph is forever bitter that he was left at the alter.
09. HEADCANONS.
Joseph were super committed to his relationship and it’s still rather recent, so he’s not completely out of the mindset yet.
He is blaming exactly that on the fact that he’s starting to really want kids.
If he hadn’t settled on becoming an interior designer, Joseph would have loved to work with kids: probably as a kinder garden teacher.
Someone once dared him to eat nothing but lasagna for a month. Now lasagna sort of makes him want to throw up.
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