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Subject: sturt up https://www.facebook.com/REDACTED we are sturt up company write about our innovate product case for iphone

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That's the subject line (also repeated in the the body) of an email that we just received.

#tj #tjluoma

Hi, I’m Jason, I see you own an iPhone Repair business. I found your website not ranked very high on Google. If you were on the first page of Google you would easily triple sales instantly! I’ve done just this for an iPhone Repair client of mine. And I can do the same for you. Please take a look at my case study if you want to dominate the iPhone Repair market in your area! Make sure you call me before your competitors do, I have sent this to a few others in town, but I can only take one business in your area. So if your serious about your business lets get started. Read the case study here:

Email. Needless to say we do not own an iPhone repair business.

"we are intersted in your product‏"

Attention: MD/CEO,

We are an accredited purchase agents to the Economics Community of West African States ( ECOWAS), Ghana Chapter. There is an on-going tender for the purchase of your products in large quantities. Let us know if you can handle the supply of your products at the on-going tender supply ordered by Ecowas contract procurement office to supply promotional goods/products.

Please specify the product you or your company can supply as tender is open to all eligible foreign companies, manufacturers, exporters and individuals as defined in the guidelines of the contract procurement Board of Ecowas Organization Ghana. If you can handle the supply of your products, get back to me for more details. I am a commission agent. Regards,

KOFI ANYIDOHO

accredited Agent

Subject: New Game Dear Sir/Madam, I have a game in my mind but I do not have any knowledge that how to do this and how to put this game in the web site. Also i like to earn money too. so please help me. With this game you also can earn a lot.

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Dear Sir or Madam, After a long time Chinese holiday, are you still have enough stock? Are you consider to change a new honest & professional supplier? [Redacted] is right here for your choice which is specializing in authentic Apple/sumsung/game console repair parts and marketing various kinds of accessories. For more details, you are welcome to visit our website for details: www.redacted.com Hoping to cooperate with u! You are worth to get a high quality parts at lowest price, as well as fast delivery! Thanks in advance!

Authentic sumsung parts, eh?

Subject: Unlocked code I look forward to hear from you Related URL: http://AT&T

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I’m ####, a writer looking for guest blogging opportunities. I recently came across your site during the course of my research and I find it suitable for my target audience. Thus, I’d like to ask if you would allow me the opportunity to contribute articles for http://www.tuaw.com. It’s going to be unique and relevant articles on topics related to the general category of your site. I am quite aware of the new Hummingbird update from Google and assure you that the articles I will send are well written and contextual.

Email. We're also quite aware of the new Hummingbird update from Google, and certain that the articles you send will be completely non-contextual.

Good Afternoon, Hoping this email finds you well, this has been sent to you by me because I feel that your blog is important to the tech and media world. Please let me know if you're interested. We are definitely looking forward to hearing from you. Any questions please forward them to the contact information listed below.

Email. No attachment, no subject.

dificalt

that was the entire message sent to us this morning.

Wondering if the system is avaiable in the UK yet and if so when. If you are looking for a UK beta I am your man as 30 years in IT!

Email, subject "UK Availability"

Does Nighthawk exist?

Email. That's all there is to it.

Subject: Adversiting

Goodmorning Joystick team. We are [REDACTED], an italian site where we write what we think, in professional but also in funny way. We would like to have your bunner in our site, and our in your! Thank you so much, hope you'll write us back soon!

Subject: apple iphone 5s

dear sir next week i am going to dubai i want to buy apple 5s in dubai please guide me where should i buy regards antikchi

I would love to purchase the new IPod Air, but my problem is I have been for years working with Microsoft based programs, and every computer I have (5) all now have Microsoft 7. I have seen 8 and don't like it. How do I get an IPod Air with Microsoft 7?

Email received today with subject line "Opperating system"

Reading this message caused me to do a literal spit-take. — ^TJ

MOVING YOUR OFFICE IS NOT MY PROBLEM. YOU TOOK MY MONEY AND NOW ITS TOO BAD FOR ME? YOUR FAQ'S DO NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION. THIS WEBSITE SUCKS BIG TIME AND I AM GOING TO PUT THIS OUT ON THE INTERNET. YOU TOOK MY MONEY WHILE MOVING YOUR OFFICE SO I WANT A PHONE CALL ASAP. AND YOU CAN NOT TYPE ABOVE THE LINE SO THAT'S A MESS TOOOOO.

Email, subject: TSHIRT ORDER

I am a former blackberry bold 9900 owner and I finally jumped shit on friday and purchased the 64gb iphone 5s.

New iPhone owner still getting the hang of autocorrect

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