“You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, y’know? It was a mistake.”
“I know, I know, I just really hate when I mess up in front of the whole class. People already laugh at me for other reasons and then I mess up like that-- Oh gosh.”
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“You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, y’know? It was a mistake.”
“I know, I know, I just really hate when I mess up in front of the whole class. People already laugh at me for other reasons and then I mess up like that-- Oh gosh.”
“Is it too early in the semester for wanting to sneak out and find a pub somewhere?”
“I don’t think so! But I think you have to be pretty brave to do it, oh my gosh. Just be careful!”
“Fuck 9 PM. I think an anti-curfew party is definitely in order. Who’s in?”
“Oh gosh, I think that sounds fun! It’s just a matter of finding someone willing to throw it with the chance of getting caught.”
“My life is one big extra calorie. It’s getting sad at this point.” She shrugged, “My stomach is used to having this much sugar in it, so it’s no biggie. Tomorrow will be the day full of regrets.”
“There’s nothing wrong with that! You’re so pretty and you look great, I bet any extra calories can’t even touch you, girly.” She grinned, “Oh good, well, when you start to feel icky, just drink some ginger ale and you’ll be a-okay, I swear.”
“That would be awesome, Liz! Then we can eat extra sugar and not feel bad since it’s just a cake. How the heck are you so smart?”
“See, exactly! That’s how you get away with those extra calories, there’s so many tricks to it!” She laughed, “Are you feeling okay, though? Does your stomach hurt from so much candy?”
task 001; the interview
I had history homework and biology homework. I got the biology out of the way but the history homework has been haunting me for hours now. YES. Let’s do that! Just make up a song about some civil wars and stuff and we’ll be set. That’s probably true, but if you think about it, you technically only need a kindergarten education if you’re teaching kindergarteners, this is a flawed system we have.
Okay, that sounds totally easy, though! We just have to figure out some stuff that rhymes with war and slavery! Like... Core and bravery! We’re half way there, Lenore, this is coming together so nicely. Oh my gosh. Well, you’re not wrong. I think we need to bring this to the white house in order to get anything done about this.
I THINK YOU WILL BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THE CAKE BAKING SKILLS THAT I DON’T AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’D DO WITH OUT YOU. YOU CAN CO-OWN MY RESTAURANT. But I was just telling Ryker we need another one because I want to have some for leftovers tomorrow morning for breakfast because having pizza for breakfast is my second favorite meal to have pizza for. EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. But I think she just wants her recipes to be shared, which is generous of her but they could be ruined that way and I don’t want to risk that. I don’t mind if she gives them to you though because you’re an expert just like her and you can execute the recipe just how it needs to be. THEN I’LL MAKE SURE TO GIVE THEM TO YOU. I think you need to be friends on pinterest and send each other recipes I’m gonna make that happen.
OH GOSH, WHAT AN HONOR, I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN LIVE UP TO THE EXPECTATIONS. WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT WILL IT BE? DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER NAME PICKED OUT? Oh gosh- Well, if you want to make another one, I’m definitely not about to turn down eating it. Midnight pizza is a little better than day pizza, I think. Oh gosh, and she’s so nice, I can’t believe all the stuff she sends you. I bet she just has this big plan where she’s going to train everyone to be able to cook all of your favorite things so you’ll never be without her cooking! Thank you, oh gosh. That’s fine with me! She might have to put up with my girly posts, though, and I don’t know if she’ll like that.
But Liiiiiizzziieeeee. It’s not even hard it’s just so so boring and useless and I don’t see a reason I’m going to need it when I just wanna be a middle school teacher anyways so I really only need a middle school education at this point! You’re gonna be a teacher too! You can drop out now!!
I know, I know, I know. What did you even have homework in? Maybe we can start making a song for every test we have like that episode of Hannah Montana where she has to remember all the bones, oh my gosh, and I could even choreograph it and we could really get into this, Lenore! I don’t think any parent would want me teaching their six year olds when I didn’t even make it through high school, oh gosh.
I JUST THOUGHT OF IT IN MY SLEEP ELIZABETH. She actually didn’t even tell me how to do it or anything but Ryker and I ate the whole thing BUT I CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOU ANOTHER ONE AND WE CAN EAT IT TOGETHER. She has been sending me a few recipes to show to our cooking teacher but I haven’t done it yet because I don’t know if I want to share her secret recipes with the world even though it would be great because I really do miss a lot of her baking and I need it back in my life but I’m also not sure if anybody else can do it like her.
YOU’RE GETTING MORE AND MORE BRILLIANT EVERY DAY I’M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP UP. Oh my gosh, that sounds so good, though! I’d be proud. NO, NO, YOU’RE FINE, OH GOSH. YOU DON’T NEED TO STAY UP TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE. Ooh, I don’t know if you’d want to show the cooking teacher, though. Because then she might share it with the whole class and then everyone might change it and it just won’t be the same! On the other hand, she might be a really great baker and we dont’ even know what we’re missing out on. I can try and make them for you, though! I mean, outside of cheer and class I really don’t have much to do, Abram. Plus I’ve been doing all the generic recipes for a couple of years now, I think need to live a little on the wild side.
I’ve been putting off all the homework I told myself I was going to do this weekend for three days just so I could binge watch That 70’s Show for probably the 900th time!!!
Oh gosh, Lenore. I told you I’d help with it, but you never texted me! Not that you didn’t make the better choice, but as your friend I’m supposed to be a good influence, not a bad one.
“I literally had like twenty pieces of candy today, so I insist, take as many as you want!”
“I mean, just one couldn’t hurt. Maybe two. If you want, I can take the bowl and put them on a cake!”
“ so, i’ve got this insanely long book report due in two days, b u t it looks like i’ll be ditching jane eyre for some mary jane. ”
“Mary Jane? Did you make a new friend, April?”
For dinner tonight I made me and Ryker a pizza with chicken tenders stuffed into the crust AND IT WAS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER EATEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE I’M GOING TO OPEN MY OWN RESTAURANT.
Oh my gosh, Abram, when did you become such a good chef? Has your mom been sending you recipes instead of cakes?
Yeah, I guess. Not many people are left, though. Plus, I’ll be spending most of my time at the hospital with my mom. I think that’s what most people did; I’ve never seen students move so fast. Oh, yeah. I decorated the shit out of my room.
That would make it all the better, though! You should have a Christmas movie marathon for everyone, I’ll even try and overnight snacks for you guys! Oh gosh, yeah. I don’t blame them. I think a lot of people haven’t seen their families since summer. Ooh, good! I’d love to see it, I just love the decorations.