young god.

Oh, baby girl, you know we're gonna be legends. I'm the king and you're the queen and we will stumble through heaven Violet Coyne. 6teen.

[trentoncoyne]

“Boxing is with your hands, you know that right? Besides, I don’t think I’m ready to become a grandmother just yet. But I bet your transition’s going smoothly, you’ve always been an old soul.” He patted her shoulder, “I’m kidding. Don’t you have homework?”

[bbyviolet]

“There is kicking involved too! The Victoria’s Secret models box and they do a shit ton of kicking. Excuse me for finding a relaxing way to relieve my anger -- have fun punching things! I actually finish my homework in a timely manner, unlike some of my brothers.”

[wtglizzie]

“There’s nothing wrong with that! You’re so pretty and you look great, I bet any extra calories can’t even touch you, girly.” She grinned, “Oh good, well, when you start to feel icky, just drink some ginger ale and you’ll be a-okay, I swear.”

[bbyviolet]

“I guess so -- I mean, I’ve never been to the gym before, but I’m able to maintain the same weight. But you’re way too sweet. I’d give anything to have your butt.” She smirked, “Ginger ale? That’s different. Sierra Mist is usually the stomach-ache cure.”

[trentoncoyne]

“Can you believe there isn’t a boxing club here? What the hell am I supposed to do outside of school? I’ve never been into anything else.”

[bbyviolet]

“Kick a tree, dummy. Problem solved. Or you could take up crocheting with me! Believe it or not, it’s a major stress relief.”

[wtglizzie]

“See, exactly! That’s how you get away with those extra calories, there’s so many tricks to it!” She laughed, “Are you feeling okay, though? Does your stomach hurt from so much candy?”

[bbyviolet]

“My life is one big extra calorie. It’s getting sad at this point.” She shrugged, “My stomach is used to having this much sugar in it, so it’s no biggie. Tomorrow will be the day full of regrets.”

[rykercoyne-blog]

“Was that you that spread that rumor? I mean, it gives girls a nice surprise in the bedroom when they find out I don’t have one of the bigger side effects, but you know, it’s bad for my rep. Fine, whatever. One piece.”

[bbyviolet]

“You’re so gross. Nobody cares about your wiener. Maybe I need to get this rumor started up again to save girls from falling for the stud that is Ryker Coyne. You’ve only slept with like, half my class -- give or take a few.”

[fcksabbiati-deactivated20160310]

“Is it too early in the semester for wanting to sneak out and find a pub somewhere?”

[bbyviolet]

“Definitely not. You should’ve done it weeks ago. I swear, the deeper we get in the semester, the shittier it gets.”

[wtglenore]

“I may or may not have noticed that your brother is attractive but I don’t think I’m his type at all so you have nothing to worry about!”

[bbyviolet]

“Mhm, sure. I’m just giving you a warning is all. Ryker doesn’t like girls that don’t put out -- so you’re absolutely safe.”

[aprilsxunders-deactivated201603]

“ my puns are a l w a y s fresh as hell, of course. ” april retorted, smirking. “ i’ll have lotsa’ fun, but i know that you miss getting trashed with me. blunts and tequila are my favourite, but they go better when shared with a best friend. c’mon, vi…let’s go get fucked up in the woods. ”

[bbyviolet]

“If I didn’t have a presentation tomorrow morning, you know I’d be all over it. I gotta at least look a little presentable. But this weekend, we’ll have to repeat, absolutely. Leaving you hanging would be a bitch move. You, me, the woods, and a bottle of vodka.”

[abram-saunders]

“OOH WHAT KIND OF CANDY IS IT? Do you know how long it’s been since I had candy? Do you have any of the Hershey’s cookies and cream ones? Because those are the best ones. I tried the Godiva version of it the other day and it didn’t even beat the Hershey’s cookies and cream one so I was very disappointed but also happy because Godiva is so expensive.”

[bbyviolet]

“They’re chocolate squares filled with coconut creme. I don’t have any of those, but my mom used to buy me the king sized bar every time we went to the gas station. The classic taste of cheap, plastic-esque chocolate doesn’t compare to the pricey shit. It’s like cheap vodka. Yeah, the expensive stuff is okay, but both get you drunk”

[fckxaspen]

20 pieces? God if I have any I know I’m going to end up doing that too, and I really don’t want to go for a run tomorrow.

[bbyviolet]

“They have 50% less sugar, though, so if you eat a few, you’ll only have to run half the time that you normally would! It totally evens out.”

[gabrielhoward-deactivated201706]

“wow. you’re the literal definition of someone with a sweet tooth. and your teeth didn’t hurt from having to eat lots of candies?” gabe questioned before proceeding to get some of the candies from the bag that she was offering. “i’ll try my best not to end up eating the same amount of candies as you did. thanks.”

[bbyviolet]

“My uncle’s a dentist, so he’d be ashamed, but I can eat as much candy as I want and not get a cavity or anything. It’s quite the thrill.” she laughed, “You definitely want the rest -- who cares about teeth? You only get one life.”

[wtglizzie]

“I mean, just one couldn’t hurt. Maybe two. If you want, I can take the bowl and put them on a cake!”

[bbyviolet]

“That would be awesome, Liz! Then we can eat extra sugar and not feel bad since it’s just a cake. How the heck are you so smart?”

[rykercoyne-blog]

“Vi, you don’t get a body like this sitting around eating fucking sugar.”

[bbyviolet]

“You’re right. You get a body like that by injecting steroids every night. Take a piece, Ryk, a little fat would do you some good.”

[bbyviolet]

[theryanprescott]

“I’ll only take some if it’s laced with something.”

[bbyviolet]

“If you consider sugar and happiness a drug, then baby, this shit will knock you out.”

[fcksabbiati-deactivated20160310]

“Damn, no. Then I should definitely take them all, I don’t want you to go down that path, blondie.”

[bbyviolet]

“At least leave me one to drown my sorrows in. What if I want that life though? I bet I could get a shit ton of Twitter followers from it. I’m considering.”

[aprilsxunders-deactivated201603]

“ so,  i’ve got this insanely long book report due in two days, b u t it looks like i’ll be ditching jane eyre for some mary jane. ”

[bbyviolet]

“Ah, how I love the smell of fresh puns in the morning. Don’t have too much fun without me.”