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Egor, she/her | naruto | Founders + SNS | https://vk.com/wthawd

[wthawd]

If someone is smiling at their phone it doesn't mean they're chatting with a cute boy or girl. It means they're in the middle of the founders' flaff AU.

[wthawd]

Tobirama: if you're not in my circle of trust, you're probably in my triangle of suspision, or my rhombus of doubt.

[wthawd]

Madara: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Tobirama: NOT BY THE LAW.

[wthawd]

[Senju brothers as detectives]

Kawarama: It looks like they must have drowne-

Itama: Looks like they died trying to drink the whole swimming pool.

[wthawd]

Tobirama: You have the right to remain silent.

Izuna: But do I have the ability?

[lnmei]

madara and izuna

[vita-divata]

a bunch of uchiha dudes

[wthawd]

girls don’t want to marry a man. what girls want is to be hashirama senju’s battlemate.

[wthawd]

Hashirama’s modern!AU moodboard

[wthawd]

Tobirama’s modern!AU moodboard

[wthawd]

Tobirama: See you in hell.

Madara: Is it a date?

[wthawd]

Madara: I'm afraid you can't go on a roller coaster. You need a permission from your pArEnTs.

Sasuke: Oh, there are a lot of other things to try. But, how sad, you can't get 50% off because you don't have your lItTlE bRoThEr with you for a special ticket.

Madara: you a little piece of scum-

[wthawd]

Madara: I've brought you here to show something special

Hashirama: oh, what is it?

Madara: it's an ancient tablet with a prophecy I've finally managed to decipher

Hashirama: so what's it saying?

Madara, leaning closer: Tobirama is a piece of shit

[wthawd]

Tobirama: *is about to have dinner*

Izuna: *gives a sly look*

Tobirama: ...

Tobirama: A sleeping pill or a laxative?

Izuna, smiling: Both.

[wthawd]

Hashirama: Tobi, close your eyes.

Hashirama: What do you see?

Tobirama: ...

Tobirama: Anija, I am a SENSOR.

[wthawd]

Madara: I hate you turn me on.

Tobirama: I'd better turn on you.

[wthawd]

Hashirama: Mito, I need to tell you beforehand... I'm gay.

Mito: Wha-

Tobirama: It's 38% that younger brother would be gay as well. I aptly got in this percentage.

Mito: Is there at least one of you who likes women?

Touka: Well, I do.