[smitemeister]

have a hog wild weekend

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[sharonccrter]

The Pitt S01E10 / S02E11

[cartoonscientist]

you’d be surprised at how many doctors will tell you that schizophrenics shouldn’t masturbate, have sexual fantasies or write/draw erotica, let alone date or have actual sex, because it “distracts them from recovery”, as if schizophrenia is a two week course of antibiotics and not a lifelong neurotype and disability

[cartoonscientist]

in general I notice this attitude in the schizophrenia and bipolar treatment community that people with these DXes are never allowed to do anything non-constructive that normal people can do in moderation, no alcohol, no caffeine, no thc, no going to late concerts or parties, no unplanned trips, no spontaneous situationships, not even junk food. the only thing we’re really allowed to partake in is nicotine, I assume because cigarettes and gum are good incentives for controlling our behavior. our lives have to be All Working On Ourselves, All The Time, because we have Erratic Crazy Person Who Can’t Make Their Own Decisions Disorder, and it’s an endless, thankless task because there’s no actual cure.

[cartoonscientist]

sane person goes through a depression era in high school and does one bad thing that wasn’t illegal or even really mean-spirited, just irresponsible: wow I’m so glad you’re through that, that was a tough time but you pulled through

insane person goes through a depression era in high school and does one bad thing that wasn’t illegal or even really mean-spirited, just irresponsible: sorry but we just don’t ever feel like we can trust you alone again even though you haven’t done anything like that in over a decade. this is why you can’t go to a party on your own at 32.

[themainspoon]

This is a named phenomenon, it's called the dignity of risk. Essentially, neurotypical and non-disabled people are allowed to make "bad" decisions. They're allowed to stay up late and drink too much and whatever else, even though those things could have negative impacts. However, people who aren't those things aren't afforded the ability to make "bad" decisions and do detrimental things. There's more to it than that but my shift is about to start, sorry.

[making-you-in-spore]

i made this fucking dog in spore [2008]

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[wthelly]

Top surgery was the best thing to ever happen to me

[dykescully]

dykes for trans rights quilt - sarah-joy ford

[segamascott]

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[not-quite-wild]

[id: a banner sign on a bridge (?) that says "finding your people makes you realize there was nothing wrong with you"]

[wthelly]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[mlmbutnotthepyramidscheme]

Fellas is it gay to tell a bro that you wanna just sit outside with them? Is it gay to tell a bro "I'm the luckiest guy in the world" cause you got to meet them???

[wthelly]

we when we’ve got a situation

[dykehimejoshi]

i need my pussy fingered but i have this stupid ass dick

[adhd-languages]

In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”

Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”

Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”

[onetruefool]

My wife, Pulp Fiction Georg, who's seen the Tarinto film "Pulp Fiction" 10,000 times, watching a show in which the characters eat at a burger place: this is like Pulp Fiction