WTNV Quotes

just my fav quotes from each wtnv ep! | new listener :D | all pronouns

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9 - "PYRAMID"

"Let's see what Audible comes up with. Ah, it's a flashing black and red screen that says THOUGHT CRIME in all caps. And below that a little animation of two digging workers. "Under construction." That's adorable!"

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8 - The Lights in Radon Canyon

"New billboards have appeared all over town, bearing the image of a turkey sandwich and the single word HARLOT in large block letters."

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7 - History Week

"the story goes that a party of explorers came to the area that would be Night Vale, looked around, and immediately left to go find somewhere with more water and maybe some trees. Then another three parties of explorers did the same thing. Then finally one party of explorers all looked at each other, shrugged, and plopped down their stuff. And thus was a proud city born."

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6 - The Drawbridge

"Tickets are only $10, or $5 if you bring enriched yellowcake uranium."

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5 - The Shape in Grove Park

"Tired of your home? Sick of comfort? Come to the hole in the vacant lot out back of the Ralphs and huddle with us. Who are we? Good question."

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4 - PTA Meeting

"Remember, this is America. Vote correctly or never see your loved ones again. This message brought to you by the City Council."

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3 - Station Management

"Hello, radio audience. I come to you live from under my desk, where I’ve dragged my microphone and am currently hiding in the fetal position. "

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2 - Glow Cloud

"Wednesday has been canceled due to a scheduling error."

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1 - Pilot

"Carlos told us that we are, by far, the most scientifically interesting community in the US, and he had come to study just what is going on around here. He grinned, and everything about him was perfect, and I fell in love instantly."