real bird!!!

i go by crow | they/them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ world's #1 chicagoboo boykisser extraordinare board certified yapper pfp by pothosrays

[z00lea]

happy pride

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[fake-some-noise]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Just because he was spotted in a gay furry bar in Seattle with 4 staffers in collars and tails, spent 17 weeks in a commune famed for it's biweekly orgies in upstate new york, killed, cloned, had sex with then abandoned Bob Dylan on the side of a highway and said he was qoute "puppy coded" and had "fallen deeply in love with a transsexual with great suppliesof Estrogen", does not mean that he should be ineligible to run for mayor of this small Midwestern town again

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[zukriuchen]

[howlingday]

H U H ?

[shrimpsketchy]

@theonewhohyperfixates your honor, you did not need to make a Nari variant so fine, he has me on a clutch

“He smiles when he is angry “

Hehe I give him sharp teeth

[theonewhohyperfixates]

is your Nari a male wife?

Sort of, yes! He starts as a trophy wife then transitions into a bit of a malewife after around 100 years post defeat.

Lore beneath the cut!

He's at least a little useless when it comes to tending to the cult at the start and does nothing more than blatantly abuse his status as "The Lamb's Favorite" - even extending his bullshit attitude to them. And, by proxy, being married to the Old God of Death also gave the Lamb more status.

TLDR; he was a sore loser after his crown was taken. Enabled only by the Lamb's tolerance of his behavior because - again - they are Unhealthy about their obsession with him.

After some time he does actually start to help around and run some things, especially as the Lamb grows into proper Godhood and needs to spend more time *away* from the Cult.

And, eventually when they have heirs, he actually does most of the childrearing.

[nudibro]

CW: blood on last panel, implied/partial nudity ??? !!!

Walk in.

torturing my nari again bc i can.

ID text above and below as always. :)

[ID: A four page sketched out comic with black beige and white colors. Image 1: Narinder walks into the Lamb's tent, pulling back the cloth and stepping in. He looks around for them. "Lamb? Are you ready to crusade yet? We're losing daylight." Lamb answers from off screen, "Yeah yeah, I'm coming!" Narinder looks over to where he hears the Lamb and sees them with only a towel around their hips. They look down at their shirt as they go to grab it. Lamb: "Just let me get dressed, I'll be out in a few." Image 2: Narinder jolts back tenses up shocked, his face flushed. "Woah!" He quickly turns his head away and raises his hand up to conceal his view of the Lamb. "Lamb, I-" He clears his throat. "I apologize, I did not mean to intrude. Lamb: Nari, you're fine. Don't worry about it. Narinder: "You're different than I thought." Image 3: Lamb: "What do you mean?" Narinder softens his expression while still looking away, but his fingers slightly part as his third eye glances at the Lamb. "You were so small back then. In the gateway I barely saw you. It didn't matter then. Seeing you now, I never thought you were so... Compelling." The Lamb stares at him shocked while pointing at themselves, their face flushed as well. "Compelling?" Narinder stutters and completely covers his eyes with his hands. "Wh- Lamb! For heavens sake- get dressed!" The Lamb turns and quickly walks away. Lamb: "Right! Right! Yeah!" Image 4: Narinder is seen stabbing the head of a heretic as they grip onto his sleeve. His face looks troubled and incredibly red. The words, "Kill the thought," repeat endlessly behind him as he thinks about the Lamb's body. on the top right corner is a thought bubble, The back and front of the Lamb's torso can be seen, The back shows their soft muscles and their tail while the front has one arm raised while leaning to the side. The red crown right below the thought bubble squints at Narinder knowingly, while in it's snake form. End ID.]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[dogpuppy]

[awwria]

Ohh I will ruin you

It’s a habit - I can’t help it

I’ll project this song onto just about any character.

[that1notetaker]

RELEASE THE BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LAMB IS OUT. THE CAT IS OUT. NOW THEY GET TO DO TAXES AND LAUNDRY AND INSURANCE.

[eldritchbauble]

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[virtualgirladvance]

loss is an adult now :D 🎉🎉🎉

[notamothanymore]

they would be an adult today …. if not for the loss….