Oh No

Wuh oh! Oopsie daisy! Yowza!

[transtrucks]

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[discount-supervillain]

[vedurnan-archive]

Hello guys. Any pics for me today?

[bapouro]

This guy can go wherever he wants, right?

[bigpoppypuppy-deactivated202412]

on a ride like that? absolutely…

[biggaytony]

[flowergirlmiwa]

this time... Marios NOT messing around. he's got a backpack. your favorite hover nozzle? it's in his backpack. FLUUD they called it. The

this time Marios not fucking around. Imprisoned against his will and standing trial. Mario is found guilty and must now pay the price for what he's done

this summer, Mario's heading back to the beach. Super Mario Sunshine. Now available for the cube your parents won't buy you. you can't play it until 2007

[ciderjacks]

I submitted my paper this morning and all day it’s been like this

[ciderjacks]

finals are so so close to being over I can start working on my freaking COMICS again .

smiles

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[evilwizard]

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

[oldmannewrobes]

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

[evilwizard]

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[oldmannewrobes]

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[evilwizard]

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[flandrepudding]

been reconnecting with my childhood self through roller blading again lately. As a child I would skate until sunset!! it’s been very fun. I went down a hill and legit said “wheee!”

[onestarfaitplease]

“Everything is just hunky-doody! Yeah, just great.”

[systarkitty]

What if....dango worm and floradinn got their munchies on

[chocodile]

Smells like something died.

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[nidoskull]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

[busket]

both trans men and trans women are punished for our proximity to both feminity and masculinity. people decide when we are men or women based on what is the WORST option at the moment. we both get treated like women only when someone needs to infantalize us or call us bossy, bitchy, stupid, vapid. we both get treated like men when someone wants to demonize and paint us as violent, predatory, abusive, perverted. NONE of us are benefiting from any gendered privilege, because we are always treated like the worst of either gender depending on the scenario. this is something all trans people experience, regardless of agab, both trans men and trans women. so why do we assume that the other side has the opposite experience as us?? why do you think that because your life as a trans man or a trans woman is painful, that a trans person of a different gender must have the opposite experience?? like i just dont get the preschool level understanding of gender like "well boys and girls are opposites so of course our experiences are opposites too" we are living the same transphobia and if you cant see it you need to listen to other people more

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

[eyegengrauu]

i regularly think about how horrific like. a house fire or something equivalent would be to darkners. genuine actual cosmic horror flames bigger than you can comprehend. and you just have to take it because its not like you can leave.

[eyegengrauu]

my free space on my ch5 bingo board btw

[tim-official]

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

[parkchanwoohoo]