The Boku No Hero Academia Season 2 Vol. 8 BluRay/DVD comes with a special Drama CD featuring Bakugou and Todoroki getting caught in a mess with a villain as the rest of Class 1A goes shopping without them. I translated the bulk of the drama track and summarized a few parts! Enjoy~
The drama track starts off with a villain approaching Tomura and Kurogiri telling them that he will destroy the students of U.A. Academy. He then leaves, and Tomura and Kurogiri muse on the villainās words before we cut to Deku narrating the beginning of the track.
Deku: After our finals were over, in preparation of the forest training camp, we went to the nearby shopping mall to prepare. However, Kacchan and Todoroki-kun did not join us. Since socializing with others isnāt something Kacchan does, Todoroki-kun did not join us because he went to see his mother that day.
Todoroki: Oh, hey sis. Itās me, Shouto. Ā I just met up with Mom and am on my way home. She seemed okay and even laughed while we talked. Okay, got it. Iāll be back by evening. See you.
Todoroki *to himself*: Oh? Is that Bakugou?
Todoroki: Bakugou!
Bakugou: What do you want? Why are you talking to me randomly, you half and half bastard?
Todoroki: Why didnāt you go shopping with the others?
Bakugou: You think I got time for that shit? I said I wasnāt going after all. Why do I have to force myself to be friendly with those dumb shits and hang out with them? Theyāre just stepping stones for me to stomp over to become the number one hero! Thereās nothing else I want to do with them!
Todoroki: But it looks like youāre pretty close with Kirishima.
Bakugou: Are you blind or something? Just where exactly are you looking, bastard?
Todoroki: Oh? I see, sorry for talking to you. Iāll go home now. See you.
Bakugou: Sounds GREAT, hope you fall and die on the way home!
Stranger: Hi, uh, sorry for randomly striking up a conversation, but do you two happen to be in the Hero division of U.A. Academy?
Todoroki: Yes, that is us.
Stranger: Oh thank goodness! Iām so glad I did not make a mistake. So nice to meet you. Iāve been wanting to meet a hero from U.A. Academy for so so long!
Stranger: Well, I told someone that I will cause a blood bath to the U.A. students soā¦
Bakugou: You asshole, are you a freaking villain?
Stranger: I myself do not think so, but I suppose from an outsiderās perspective, then yes, I am.
Bakugou: Well, Iām just going to have TO FUCKING KILL YOU!
Todoroki: Stop it, Bakugou. We canāt use our quirks outside of school, especially not to harm people. If weāre found out, we could be expelled.
Bakugou: What the fuck is that shit? Thereās a fucking VILLAIN RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!
Todoroki: But even so, itās against the rules. Letās get out of here and contact the cops and pro-heroes!
Stranger: No, you canāt do that! I will be breaking the promise to the person I said I would do this!
Todoroki: Letās go, Bakugou.
Bakugou: Hell fucking no!
Todoroki: Itās fine, letās just go!
Bakugou: Donāt fucking touch me! *pushes Todoroki*
Todoroki: What the? My hand!
Bakugou: Can you stop fucking around and let go of me? Waitā¦what the? I tried to push off this half and half shit but my hand canāt come off of his chest!
Todoroki: It canāt beā¦is it because of that guyās quirk?
Bakugou: If you touch something, you canāt let go of it??
Stranger: Why yes indeed. Thatās MY doing! A quirk that causes shame- the Untouchable. If I target someone and they either touch or are surrounded by something else, they get stuck to them until I stop the quirk.
Todoroki: So weāre stuck?
Bakugou: This stupid villain quirk is something thatās hard to go up against or something?
Villain: Ah of course. Itās a quirk that is almost impossible to go up against. However, there is an even more formidable part to it.
Bakugou: What the fuck you talking about? You just said that you can hold this quirk against anyone as long as YOU can, but that means all we gotta do is just make you stop using your quirk. Are you fucking stupid? Imma KILL YOU!
Todoroki: Stop it, Bakugou! Stop moving!
Bakugou: My body is stuck I canāt!
Villain: How beautiful! It seems like you two are in a lovely dance with each other! Oh thatās right! To commemorate such an occasion, I want to take a picture! Now then, smile everyone! Cheese~ *snaps picture* This is such a nice picture! To think that two students from the U.A. Academy would just come out and dance with each other after school- itās a sight you rarely see! Oh but whatās this? Hm, you two seem a bit too stiff with each other. I want to see BIG SMILES!
Bakugou: This fucking villain!
Todoroki: Seriously stop moving, Bakugou! The more you move the more weāll be stuck like this, all according to his plan!
Villain: Well, everything is already going according to plan! For example, if I just take Todoroki-kunās left arm position like so. *takes his arm* And then place it on Bakugou-kunās back like this! Just a touch~
Villain: Muahaha! It really does look like you two are dancing now! But you still look so stiff! Oh I know! Iāll just have you two get even closer! Iāll have you embrace Bakugou-kunās back even further!
Bakugou: Iām stuck. Get the fuck off me, Half and Half!
Todoroki: I would if I actually could!
Villain: Oh yes! YES! This is so good! So very very good! Instead of looking like youāre dancing, you two look like youāre in a loverās embrace, striking a vigorous pose of passion! How truly beautiful this looks!
Todoroki: Stop taking pictures!
Bakugou: Cut it out, you shitty villain!
Villain: No, I canāt stop! I absolutely cannot stop~
Todoroki: Bakugou, listen up. Our feet are not immobile yet. When the time is right, letās run into that alleyway there.
Bakugou: Yeah, letās melt this little shitās quirk.
Todoroki: Okay. Weāll run in 3, 2, 1.
Bakugou & Todoroki: 3ā¦2ā¦1!
Villain: Oh by the way, I entangled your legs too, so youāll probably fall.
Bakugou: This bastard, causing us to get stuck even down to our feet!
Villain: See? Thatās what I said, right! There really isnāt anything that can go against my quirk! To be frank, there quite possibly is no quirk scarier than mine! For example, if I were only to just take out a handgun and point it at you, well, youāll be finished! The End! HAHAHA oh come now, donāt worry about that! I wouldnāt do such a thing, besides Iām quite queasy when it comes to blood.
Bakugou: Oh yeah you freak?
Villain: Thatās why instead of killing you, Iāll just torture you!
Todoroki: What do you plan to do with us?
Villain: Well, how about this? Iāll take Todoroki-kunās head and have you inch closer and closer to Bakugou-kun! Slow and smoothā¦MUAHAHA! Donāt you think this will make for a lovely photo? I sure do! Oh, but it would be selfish of me to just indulge in this alone! Maybe Iāll post this on an anonymous forum online and let everyone see this beauty!
Bakugou: Stop it, you perverted freak!
Villain: Oh no, in this case YOUāRE the perverted ones. The peculliar situation you are in will be captured, uploaded, copied and spread all across the world! Even if you continue onto the path of becoming pro-heroes, these photos will forever eat away at your soul! No one would want to believe in heroes who do such perverted things out in public!
Todoroki: I see, so you have done this to many different people and put them into these types of situations.
Bakugou: Damnit! This fucking bastard!
Villain: Oh yes, thatās something people always say. Since I have this type of power, many call me a villain and avoid me. But I just canāt stop this. Thereās no way I want to stop doing this~
Todoroki: Fine, then do as you please.
Villain: Excuse me, what?
Todoroki: Take however many pictures you want then. You want us to smile too, right?
Todoroki: Just play along.
Villain: Are you surrendering?
Todoroki: No, I will never give up on becoming a hero. Iām just saying you can take as many pictures as youād like! So what should we do? Do you have a request?
Villain: No, I canāt do that! I canāt just let you do that. You have to struggle more! You have to be completely covered in defeat!
Todoroki: You sure are honest, I guess.
Villain: Yes, that is the only way that can satisfy me! I never tell lies.
Todoroki: Thatās exactly what I wanted to hear.
Villain: Now then, show me more struggle! More shame! Fill my heart with this!
Todoroki: Bakugou, be patient.
Todoroki: Weāre going to headbutt this guy. Letās go!
Villain: No! No no no, this is not how itās supposed to go down!
Todoroki: He stopped his hold on us! We can move now!
Bakugou: Get the fuck off me!
Todoroki: Weāre finally free.
Bakugou: Damnit. That took way too fucking long.
Todoroki: We were saved by his honesty.
Bakugou: Nah, heās just an idiot.
Villain: Nooo! My perfect models!
Bakugou: Just who the fuck are you referring to as models, you damn pervert? Iām going to kill you!
Todoroki: Bakugou, donāt use your quirk.
Bakugou: Why the hell are you still talking about that shit?
Todoroki: Bring him down without using your quirk WITHOUT trying to kill him.
Bakugou: Goddamnit. Okay fine, Iāll go ahead and tryā¦Iāll just hurt you 500 million times more!
Villain: Umā¦500 million times more?
Bakugou: Prepare to die, you shitty villain! DIEEEEEE!!!!!
After the encounter with the villain, the scene cuts to Tomura and Kurogiri, and Kurogiri tells Tomura that the villain that said he was going to defeat the U.A. students messed up and was instead defeated himself. Tomura says that he will never forgive the stupid students at U.A. and that itās all All Mightās fault. He will end All Might if itās the last thing he does.
Deku then comes back with a quick narration of what happened between him and Tomura at the shopping mall, and he ends with the lines,Ā āWe would never have guessed that the League of Villains was only getting started, and our peaceful trip to the forest training camp will be rudely interrupted by villains who will do something unthinkable. *cue Season 3*
T/N: I CANāT WITH THIS DRAMA TRACK IT IS PURE GOLD LOL. Consider this though: Kirishima in place of Todoroki, what would happen?
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