Friday funnies.

I will have a theme at some point. Thats a promise.

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I’ll dust off my sweetest swill.

And i will put on some pants.

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Beats haunting your own, does it not?

Haha that it does. I could have a look probably. Its not like i had anything else planned.

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If it’s cabin fever, you could have a look at my wine cellar instead.

Well now this doesnt sound any less like a ploy to get me haunting your walls.

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I really cant pronounce wine labels though.

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In retrospect i suppose that did read like a deliberate setup.

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I could have a look for you.

Into my wine cellar? Thats very nice of you but you know thats how people get bricked in.

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There’s many semi-sweet varieties you might enjoy more, in that case.

Oh! Uh like what? We have a whole wine cellar in the downstairs here but i dont really know what they all are. I cant even read the names if were being honest.

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Are all wines so dry? I keep wanting to open one for a relaxed afternoon but ive been burned before. You know because theyre so dry. You could start a forest fire with some of these.

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If there’s clowns on Earth, they are in space.

Shit.

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Are there clowns in space?

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Knowing that one of us went out into space with my ship nonetheless really makes for a taunting idea. I dont doubt theres nothing actually to do up there but maybe thats where the charm lies.

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Put some chives on your bread and forget about it.

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at th beach

me: hey jake j what is that jake j:

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Bit ridiculous to call it a section really. Its my garden i live here.

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People have at least been leaving my section of the garden alone ever since i put up a “trespassers will be shot” sign so i do have that to report. I dont think jane would like the look of it much but its not like she comes out here ever.

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