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homemade pasta but instead of wheat the flour is made of human skin flakes extracted from household dust. when you put it through the pasta maker, angels weep. don’t ask me about the marinara sauce. next topic.
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Hi everyone! Thank you for visiting my blog! If you liked my summer sand-witches then you’ll looove this gluten-free, vegan(?) recipe!
Does it get better than a warm plate of spaghetti slathered with red sauce for a cheerful family dinner? Along with frog legs and lady fingers, this recipe is a staple at my house! The preparation time is minimal, and all the ingredients can be found around the house. Plus, it helps you clean up the house before your guests arrive!
First, find the dustiest place in your house. (My personal favorite is Aunt Mildred’s old room). Sweep up all the dust you can easily access (being sure to avoid any bugs or critters-we only want dust bunnies here!) One room is enough for me and my family, but you may have to repeat this process a few times, especially if you just dusted.
Next, you can follow any pasta recipe, replacing the flour with your dust and adding two less eggs. Dust, like most other high protein, gluten-free flour replacements requires less liquid (think almond flour). There’s several recipes and YouTube videos on how to make home made pasta, but my personal favorite is linked here: https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/homemade-pasta/
My favorite 4-ingredient homemade pasta recipe — easy to make by hand, in a stand mixer, or in a food processor. Plus tips on how to roll ou
Once you’ve prepared the noodles, you’re good to go!
Optionally, add some garlic and butter, eye of newt, or take a STAB at my red sauce (linked below)! 👇
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