[birdbigbutch]

your exquisiteness, a second dragon has hit the castle towers

[killrockstar]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

5 CATS WOOOOO

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

i fucking hate when job applications ask you the exact date of when you started and ended a job like one why does it matter two who the fuck remembers the exact day the started a job they had 4 years ago like????

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

i genuinely consider the aqua teen hunger force theme song to be one of the greatest songs of all time

[70sscifiart]

Tom Adams, 1979

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

i hate when people call any dog they didnt purchase from a breeder rescues . like unless you saved it from falling into the mouth of an active volcano or some shit dont act like youre some hero for simply adopting a dog cmon now

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

(to the rhythm of needles by soad) my ganglion cyst tells me what to do

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

being anti cigarette is the gayest shit of all time

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

@birdhemoth society if restaurants still had smoking sections

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

being anti cigarette is the gayest shit of all time

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

after reflecting for a few weeks i have arrived at the conclusion that the last of us tv show was actually just ok

[molags-balls]

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

i finally quit my stupid fucking piece of shit job!!!!!

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

there's literally not words strong enough in any human language to express how much i fucking hate my job

[wwwyzzerdddotcom]

heard a like 8 year old kid call himself a short king at my job the other day

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[midnight-shy]

[xvisualtreasure09x]