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@wxnder-bxy
Not deleting blog completely
Hiatus undetermined. I’ve got 4 fucking midterms and classes are picking up. If you want my Skype/number (only if you know me well enough) hit me up here or @ameerkatofficial where I’ll actually be logged on, but yeah I’ve got too much going on in my real life to deal with anything here. goodbye.
Discord is ameerkatofficial #4717
text post sentence starters / original version here
“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”
“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”
“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”
“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”
“attention: i need attention.”
“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”
“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”
“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”
“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”
“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”
“i don’t want to look ‘pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”
“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”
“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“
“i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”
“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”
“this could be less hetero.”
“to be honest i just need a hug.”
“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”
“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”
“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”
“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”
“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”
“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”
“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”
“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”
“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”
“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”
“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”
“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”
“my kink is being right.”
“my kink is being home alone.”
“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”
“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”
“what about netflix and kill?”
“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”
“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”
“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”
“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”
“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”
“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”
“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”
“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”
“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”
“sorry for being awesome, loser.”
“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
More, please.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.
A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.
There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.
An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.
A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.
A typo walks into a bra
first time nsfw sentence starters !
“you’re trembling.” “i’ve wanted this for a long time.” ”i can’t believe we’re doing this..” ”we shouldn’t be doing this.” ”stay with me all night…” “i’ll go slow, i promise.” ”i’ll be gentle.” “you feel amazing.” “your skin feels so soft.” ”you taste so sweet.” “we don’t have to keep going..” ”what feels good?” ”do you like that?” “is this okay?” ”can i touch you here?” “this can be our little secret.” “sorry, i’m so nervous.” “did it hurt?” “i’ll take care of you.” “should i turn off the lights?” “do you have a condom?” “you don’t have to be so gentle.” “shit, i left a mark..” ”i think you gave me a hickey.” “my back’s all scratched up.” “more.” ”don’t stop.” “can you hold this position?” “say my name.” “i don’t think i’ll be able to walk tomorrow..”
Inter-Lingual Love Sentence Starters
Feel free to change up any of the words, phrases, or languages!
Romance
“H-hi, u-uhm. Sorry, I’m not fluent. Are you…single?”
“How do you say ‘I love you’?”
“You should learn Japanese so we can talk bad about other couples while they’re around.”
“I learned how to say something in your language.”
“You’re bootyful–no! I meant beautiful!! Ugh, this is so embarrassing.”
“Hey, I heard that! What does ‘du er vakker’ mean?”
“I love your accent.”
Seduction
“I can speak French in between your legs.”
“How do you say ‘all night long’?”
“I don’t need to know your language. Just tell me your name so I know what to scream.”
“Talk dirty to me.”
“Ugh–talking is going nowhere. Just–*puts hand on butt* Clear enough?”
“*makes ‘o’ shape with fingers and then puts finger through*”
Funny
“In German, we don’t say ‘I love you’. We say ‘sterben’, and I think that’s beautiful.”
“Teach me all of the curse words.”
“You know what all of the Spanish girls want to hear? ‘Puta’. Just say that, and they’ll go wild.”
“I’m bi…lingual. Haha, just kidding! I’ll fuck anyone.”
“They should have taught us how to sext in my high school French class.”
Angry
“If I’d known that you speak English, then I wouldn’t have said those things!”
“I’m not exotic, fucker. Do I look like some kind of palm tree?”
“What do you mean I pronounce your name wrong?”
“What are you always mumbling under your breath?”
“I know they’re talking about me…can you tell me what they’re saying?”
Adverbs aren’t evil; said isn’t dead Please stop hitting the wall with your head Active is grand but not always the best Sometimes it’s passive that passes the test Some write with style, others write plain Let’s all agree that writing’s a pain The ‘rules’ can be broken, twisted, or bent All that matters is that you are content Make your own story and write your own way This has been a writer’s PSA
The only writing rules I will accept.
9!
Tbh I can’t choose between all of Tintin on the Moon or The Blue Lotus like they were utter MASTERPIECES and just a lot of fun...
* interview the writer
send a number. a mix of serious and fun.
what color do you associate with your muse?
is there a song that reminds you of your muse?
how do you get yourself out of a writing funk?
do you have any advice for other writers?
would you hug your muse?
how are you and your muse alike?
how are you and your muse different?
do you follow canon, or dump it in the trash?
best scene featuring your muse? (chapter, film, episode)
talk about your writing
fluff or angst?
favorite book?
how are you?
ghosts or monsters?
what does your name mean?
ice cream, candy, pie or cookies?
what motivates you?
are you a jedi master?
describe love
favorite cryptid(s)?
do you believe in extraterrestrial life?
mcdonald’s or burger king?
anything spooky happen this week?
share a funny story
are you religious?
what are you doing right now?
describe yourself in two words
metal, folk, pop or ambient?
list your top two movies
most used emoji?
favorite comic book character?
Ask my muse personal questions
sentence prompts ➝ murder on the orient express
‘ I have lived long enough to know what I like. ’
‘ I’m sleeping here where everyone can see me. ’
‘ And I can see everyone. ’
‘ I have always wanted to believe that man is rational and similised. ’
‘ It is out of respect for both that I like to keep them separated. ’
‘ To mix your red wine and your white would be to ruin them both. ’
‘ I like a good rosé. ’
‘ There was right. There was wrong. ’
‘ Then there was you. ’
‘ I cannot judge you for this. ’
‘ I can only see a world as it should be. ’
‘ There is right. There is wrong. There is no in-between. ’
‘ I detect criminals. ’
‘ I do not protect them. ’
‘ I see evil on this train. ’
‘ Wine is where the devil finds his darlings. ’
‘ I have the advantage. ’
‘ Would you mind if I join you? ’
‘ And you are innocent? ’
‘ You’re fun. ’
‘ Do not trust a one, not one of them. ’
‘ Well, hello. ’
‘ Eyes linger any longer and I’ll have to charge for rent. ’
‘ I’ll pay. ’
‘ Have another drink. ’
‘ Are you insulted? ’
‘ Disappointed. ’
‘ Some men have a good look. ’
‘ All they have to do is keep their mouth shut and they can take home any prize they want. Still the mouth opens. ’
‘ So let us catch a killer. ’
‘ So they got him after all. ’
‘ You assume he was killed. ’
‘ He had his enemies, that’s all. ’
‘ No one would listen to me. ’
‘ And who are you? ’
‘ You leave her out of this. ’
‘ We’re surrounded by lies! ’
‘ Oh, there’s no use in a lie, love. ’
‘ He can see right through us. ’
‘ It’s no crime to want to be distant from trouble. ’
Something More
continued | @wxnder-bxy
Keevan raised an eyebrow but chuckled, leaning against the wall. “Perhaps that was the case, I simply used what seemed to be the common term for… intercourse that was a heat of the moment decision.” His smile slightly faded then. “But I meant what I said.”
“It… was a bit more than that to me. I mean… it was your first time. If I simply intended it to be a one and done deal, I probably would not have done it.” Probably. Keevan knew he had a tendency for adrenaline-fueled flings. He doubted Garak missed the way he’d looked at him on the planet, after all. “What I’m trying to say is… perhaps you would like to join me for dinner?”
They were coworkers working on a case together. Not only was this unconventional, it probably wasn’t right.
But they’d already gone the farthest they could, it seemed.
Tintin’s cheeks turned a soft rose as he averted his gaze, away from the haunting violet of Keevan’s eyes.
“...when?”
two word starters
“ please don’t ”
“ i’m sorry ”
“ trust me ”
“ fuck off ”
“ don’t go ”
“ please stay ”
“ i tried ”
“ you’re wrong ”
“ you’re right ”
“ i know ”
“ don’t run ”
“ go away ”
“ don’t stop ”
“ it’s hard ”
“ don’t cry ”
“ we can’t ”
“ calm down ”
“ i’m scared ”
“ make me ”
“ wanna bet ? ”
“ run away ”
“ don’t look ”
“ i promise ”
“ try harder ”
“ believe me ”
“ don’t move ”
“ you’re mean ”
“ i’m cold ”
“ you’re beautiful ”
“ hold me ”
“ let me ”
“ come here ”
“ shut up ”
“ fuck off ”
“ it’s complicated ”
“ you’re okay ”
“ wake up ! “
“ you’re on “
“ i’m pregnant “
“ you’re sick “
“ how long ? “
“ what happened ? “
“ stop it “
first time nsfw sentence starters !
“you’re trembling.” “i’ve wanted this for a long time.” ”i can’t believe we’re doing this..” ”we shouldn’t be doing this.” ”stay with me all night…” “i’ll go slow, i promise.” ”i’ll be gentle.” “you feel amazing.” “your skin feels so soft.” ”you taste so sweet.” “we don’t have to keep going..” ”what feels good?” ”do you like that?” “is this okay?” ”can i touch you here?” “this can be our little secret.” “sorry, i’m so nervous.” “did it hurt?” “i’ll take care of you.” “should i turn off the lights?” “do you have a condom?” “you don’t have to be so gentle.” “shit, i left a mark..” ”i think you gave me a hickey.” “my back’s all scratched up.” “more.” ”don’t stop.” “can you hold this position?” “say my name.” “i don’t think i’ll be able to walk tomorrow..”
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Tintin and Troubled Birds Meme
I feel like these are incredibly accurate 😂
