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hhhhhhhh

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if i really wanted my writing partners to suffer id add homestuck muses to this blog. keeping it OCs is my act of mercy

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will tag drop

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Open to: m/f/nb connection: friend, classmate, random stranger he convinced to let him photograph them Will was almost eternally late, the blonde rarely seen inside the halls of the art building if he wasn’t sprinting towards his next class or studio. So really, in the grand scheme of things, him slipping inside the agreed upon room five minutes late was basically early for his life. “Oh good, you’re still here. Sorry I’m late, there was a debate on wether fiber arts count as a multimedia or a three dimensional piece” He apologized, before grinning brightly. “Its both, obviously, but not the point. thank you so much for doing this, our mid term project specifically calls for people we haven’t photographed before, so that eliminated most of my usual models. Don’t worry, at this point I just need lighting studies, so it shouldn’t take terribly long once I get things set up.”

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vivaciousxquill‌:

“I agree, it’d be well-deserved, but I’ve told you a hundred times that there’s more ways to punish asshats that don’t require hurting yourself or others.” The conversation was one they’d been having over the course of the last two days, with Luca trying and failing numerous times to diffuse his twin’s anger over the sleight against him. He normally wouldn’t mind, but this was the TA for the course he could already tell was going to give him more problems than it was worth. He’d rather not get off on the wrong foot. He gently pushed Ardin’s finger away from his face, “While I appreciate the passion, are you sure you’re not overreacting ever so slightly? I’m sure he didn’t mean anything by it, really.”

“Well, he keeps a lid on his coffee all the time, so both laxatives and ghost peppers are out, which leaves fisticuffs” Ardin responded, which was almost word for word what they’d said when the argument first started. Maybe, if it had been someone else, or delivered second hand, Ardin could have calmed down by now, but they’d been there to hear the insult, and an already stressful week had meant that that one comment was the breaking point. Normally, they’d lie in wait and collect evidence from other people with grudges before bringing it to the department chair, but considering that the chair was currently still mad at them for exposing the tenured film ethics affair with his fifteen year old babysitter, that route wasn’t really open at the moment. “Of course im not over reacting, if anything, you’re over reacting” They responded, before huffing. “Luca, please. You always do this. Someone says something and you say its fine and its not. You’re amazing, and other people need to start realizing that. Even if I have to start beating it through their thick skulls.”

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Connor hadn’t planned on staying back at the club late, but he’d stupidly agreed to catch up for a blunt with one of the other bartenders once their shift was over. He’d been waiting outside the club for he didn’t even know how long, and was just about to give up and go the hell home to get some sleep when the door swung open and he came face to face with Kali. At seeing their face, he couldn’t help but backpedal slightly, having heard what had happened earlier behind the curtain. Not that his night had been all that peachy, either, but that was beside the point.

“No need to get bent out of shape, there. Was supposed to catch up with Jax for a smoke but I guess he bailed on me for some piece of ass or something.” He shrugged, shoving his hands in his pockets and leaning against the wall behind him. He raised an eyebrow, letting his curiosity get the better of him. “You’re gettin’ out late, though, usually you’re itching to get out the door before I’m done wiping down the bar. What gives?”

Really, Kali hadn’t wanted to run into anyone on her way out, much less the bartender that she’d been forced to change opinion on recently. Connor was nice, and kind, and treated them like a human even on the stage, which put him head and shoulders above the majority of men who knew what they did, but Kali had plenty of bad experiences with men who seemed to hold the same respect. So they’d kept the bartender at arms length, easily seeing his friendship with the other bartenders and bouncers as reasons to continue keeping to herself. But she had still managed to be kind, or as kind as they ever got, not wanting to burn bridges she didn’t need to. At that moment, however, with blood still boiling and the urge to just start screaming clawing at their throat, Kali wanted nothing more than to lash out and see if they could make him cry. “Jax can’t stick to a plan if it would save his fucking life, the man sees a pair of tits and its like he loses all critical thought” They grumbled, before shrugging, gritting their teeth automatically. “Some fucking perv decided to test the no touching rule, so management decided to chew my ass about enforcing it.” They responded, a hint of a sneer on their lips, as they reached into their jacket, pulling out a pack and lighter. “Apparently if I “fail to improve my behavior”” They said, pulling a cigarette out and lighting it as they spoke, her movements tight with barely restrained anger “I’m going to be “facing termination” Fucking jackasses” She snorted, taking a drag, before holding out the pack towards Connor. “Here, I fucking hate smoking alone.”

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“I’m not saying that I should be allowed to punch him” Was the first thing out of Ardins mouth, the brunette picking up, as they did so often, directly from their earlier text conversation. “In fact, if you recall, I specifically said that I did not punch him, which, if you ask me, shows a great deal of restraint.” They added, pointing one finger at their twin like it was another building block of the argument they’d been putting together. “What I’m saying is that if I had punched him, it would have been well deserved. He’s a pompous, sanctimonious asshat, and I don’t care if he is going to be TAing one of your courses next semester, he better learn to shut his mouth about you before I shut it for him. Nobody gets to talk about you that way. ” // @vivaciousxquill

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They’ve just gotten off a shift from hell, filled with customers who couldn’t listen to the rules, bouncers that didn’t particularly care to make them, and two new girls who got, of all things, stage fright. In all honesty, all Kali has been thinking of all night is the point in the morning when they will finally be able to take off their heels, put on pants and a shirt, and get the hell out of dodge. Of course, one particularly grabby customer had tried to pull shit while getting a private dance, and Kali had nearly broken the mans finger, earning her a long “discussion” with management, which was mostly them making half assed promises not to do it again while the manager screamed. By the time they can leave the sun is close to rising, and standing just outside the door is a face they really, truly, do not want to deal with at that moment. “Please tell me you haven’t been out here since your shift ended, jesus christ.” // @vivaciousxquill

[jadebirds]

Will kill for a polyamory plot tbh

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[apathywrites-deactivated2020072]

roleplayers who ignore people’s female muses are weak and won’t survive the winter

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“Not gonna lie, it’d be nice to find a place that’s a little bit more lowkey sometime,” Connor admitted, rubbing his temple. He didn’t always mind the loud music and the lights, but some nights they tended to get to him quicker than others. “It’s not always easy to wrap my head around the joys of coming to place too loud to hear yourself think.”

At their comment on the music, he smirked, taking the refill that had slid in front of him. “Trust me, your sets are something special, but I also could sit outside and hear them all the same. One of those lupine perks of mine. That being said, life’s never dull when you spend your time with a succubus. You keep me on my toes, Adonia.”

Lowkey wasn’t a word that most people would choose for anything Kali was associated with, and they nearly giggled at the idea, but instead jsut gave him a sympathetic pout, one hand darting out to ruffle his hair teasingly. “Poor little wolf, what good ears you have” She responded, before shrugging, taking a sip off of her own drink that one of the bartenders slid in front of her. “Well, the entire point is not to think” She pointed out, before giving him a sharper smile, waving her fingers lightly as she added “My specific gifts work so much better if people aren’t paying attention to silly little things like logic.” At his compliment, they brightened, laughing lightly and tossing him a wink. “Oh, but they’re so much more enjoyable inside, don’t you think? If you were all the way across the street, when what would be the point of me being up on stage?” They asked, head tilting as they grinned again. “Well, aren’t you being sweet. Careful Forester, or I just might think you enjoy my brand of chaos in your life”

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Kali had a strict policy on playing at new clubs - namely, they didn’t, unless they knew someone on the staff that could talk them into it. Of course, in this case, she’d been talked into it by a friend who knew someone who work with someone who- after the first three connections she’d stopped listening for the most part. It was supposed to be easy, one night at a club not quite good enough to lure her in regularly, a favor to a friend. But of course, things had gone wrong. Her charger hadn’t worked for her phone, leaving it to die on the way over, the club had apparently moved from the address that was still on its website, and as if that wasn’t enough, just as Kali was cursing her luck, there was a rumble of thunder, heralding rain that was sure to fall. Mentally giving up, and fully intending to return to their apartment and sleep instead, they turned away from the abandoned storefront they’d been glaring at, only to nearly faceplant directly into someones chest. “Aw shit, sorry.” // @xmxrksthespot

[honeywithrose]

i wanna kiss boys i love the feeling of rough stubble pressing into my cheeks and big hands wrapped around me protectively and raspy voices

i wanna kiss girls i love how gentle they feel even when they’re being rough and the feeling of fingernails in my back and wrapping my fingers in their hair

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Hello tags!

so, i’ve been dying to use either Will or Kali, but instead of throwing your basic starters down, I’ve been in the mood for some personalized ones! so hit that heart, or reply with who you’d like to get a starter from, and I’ll write one up for you!

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reblog if you respect ships you don’t like. 

I wanna see how many of you actually reblog this.

[pixiememes]

Kitchen Disasters

“It’s not going to cook any faster if you stare at it.”

“Is that even sanitary?”

“Get that out of my kitchen!”

“Not while I’m cooking.”

“Not in the kitchen.”

“You can’t cook with that after it’s been in your mouth!”

“I’m not eating that.”

“What is that?”

“What was this supposed to be?”

“That doesn’t smell right.”

“That’s it. You are banned from the kitchen for life.”

“A star chef you are not.”

“Is it done yet?”

“Boiling water is basic! How did you manage to mess that up?”

“Let’s just dine out.”

“Let’s just order take-out.”

“Let’s just hire a caterer.”

“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

“Do I even want to know what this is?”

“My dog wouldn’t eat this!”

“How did you get sauce on the ceiling?”

“At least you tried.”

“How long has this been sitting out?”

“That’s expired! Throw it away.”

“No. I can’t let you serve that.”

“Please tell me you’re not seriously thinking of eating that.”

“What’s in this?”

“I’m allergic to _____, you idiot!”

“Slow down before you slice off a finger!”

“No, go sit over there. You’ve done enough damage.”

“How did you manage to set that on fire?”

“There’s smoke coming out of the oven.”

“That is not food.”

“You call that cooking?”

“Why don’t you leave this to someone who knows what they’re doing?”

“That’s it, I’m ordering pizza.”

“And you wonder why I never let you cook.”

“Fire department is on the way.”

“Don’t eat that if you’re just trying not to hurt my feelings.”

“I’m beginning to think you have no taste buds.”

“Did you just dump the entire container of salt into this?”

“All I taste is pepper.”

“Ever heard of seasoning?”

“There is more than one way to cook this, you know.”