a warrior with the darkest of pasts

 "The moment you pick up a sword you become a target. The moment you kill everything changes."   // Independent rp blog for Xena from 'Xena:Warrior Princess'. please read rules and other pages before interacting. Mun is 18+ 

[wxrrior--princess]

OOC;

I keep thinking about this blog and how much fun it was to portray Xena so I might go and complete the first season and revamp this blog

[wxrrior--princess]

OOC;

WOAH HELLO I'VE BEEN SO INACTIVE OMDHDFS

AND I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED SEASON 1

[wxrrior--princess]

OOC;

// SURPRISE, BITCHES

[hunterraiehorror]

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

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+1 came to the riverlands

[wxrrior--princess]

"A girl like me needs a lot of weapons" 

[shxtteredyouth-archive]

❝And what kind of girl is that? More importantly, what business does she have here?❞

[wxrrior--princess]

"one that doesn't want her presence to be known. A friend of mine told me that you were having trouble with some warlords, maybe I can help you...for a price?"

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[wxrrior--princess]

OOC;

// hey everyone! sorry I was gone for so long, life got in the way and I kinda lost track. I also lost track of Xena because I haven't had time to watch it! plus the episode I'm on is kind of boring. I will try and get replies done!

[xvindictae]

coyoteclawed

wxrrior—princess

[xvindictae]

"You trying to confront me like this isn’t going to get you anywhere."

[wxrrior--princess]

"really? I think it will. Move out of my way before I cut off the flow of blood to your brain" 

[wxrrior--princess]

Steps out the shadows with a smirk upon her features "To talk to my dear friend Xena of course, didn't you miss me?"

Xena looked at Castillo with a fire in her blue eyes "I cried into my pillow every night” she said, her tone sarcastic "why don’t you go crawl back to the hole you came out of"

[wxrrior--princess]

"Xeee~na" whispers from the shadows {hi ^_^}

Xena turned her head at the sound of her name, recognizing the voice instantly "Callisto…what do you want?"

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                                                              these                                                    BATTLE   SCARS                                                 don’t look like they’re                                                        F  A  D  I  N  G                                                  don’t look like they’re                                                               EVER                                                    going             away.

[wxrrior--princess]

Fight/Argument Sentence Starters

"Make me"

"Don't tempt me"

"I hate you"

"You are infuriating"

"Just shut up already"

"That doesn't even make sense"

"Bite me"

"Eat me"

"Kiss my ass"

"Just admit i'm right"

"Just admit you're wrong"

"You are being ridiculous"

"That's irrational"

"Listen to me"

"That's not what I meant and you know it"

"Don't yell at me"

"That's it. End of discussion"

"I don't believe you"

"Don't look at me like that"

"What's with that look?"

"Go away"

"Don't talk to me"

"Do you ever shut up?"

"You're such a loud mouth"

"You shouldn't have said that"

"Fuck you"

"Step on a lego"

"Get bent"

"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"

"It isn't up for debate"

"Don't question my orders"

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"

"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"

"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"

"That's mine"

"Give it back"

"Don't touch my stuff"

"That's not yours"

"Just leave already"

"The door is over there"

"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"

"I have my orders"

"You have your orders"

[misskadi]

Let's play a game. CAST ME IN A MUSICAL/PLAY. Send it to my ask.

Extra points if you tell me why.

[of-many-words]

come on

c h a l l e n g e  m e

                             I want to rip your throat out

[nearlyvintage]

Lucy Lawless 

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"Or... What if she gets tired of me and decides to leave me behind? I mean, she does get in a lot of trouble thanks to me."

[wxrrior--princess]

"that’s a silly thing to say, Gabrielle" the warrior said, a small smile on her lips "you know I’d never leave you, besides, my travels would be boring without you" 

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"Xena I-I… But I mean, why do you even have me around still?. I only cause you trouble and slow you down. I’m not even a good sidekick."

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"Gabrielle, I’ve seen you fight better than any warrior" Xena said, referring to her skill with a battle staff "and you tell stories better than anyone I know. And what trouble? we only get ourselves into trouble" 

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"But what of the times I get kidnapped just so your enemies? Xena if- if somethings happens to you because of me…She trailed of. "I’ll never forgive myself.

“

[wxrrior--princess]

"Gabrielle, I’ll be fine. You know I can take care of myself”  she said, placing a comforting hand on the girl’s shoulder "and I promise you, I’d rescue you even if it was Ares himself who had you hostage" 

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"I know. But what if something actually happens? And it was because of me? I can’t cause you anymore pain Xena."

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"c’mon, don’t talk like that" said Xena, looking at her friend "you’ll never cause me any pain, if anything, I’d be the one causing pain" 

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Gabrielle felt a sob tightening her chest. “Xena, I’d endure all the pain in the world if it meant you’d be safe.”

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She reached out and wiped a stray tear from her face, Gabrielle’s words causing her chest to tighten, Gabrielle shouldn’t know pain "Gabrielle, you are one of the purest people I know, hold on to it, don’t let pain take it from you. If I do any good in this world it is because of you" 

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"No Xena,if you do any good in this world it’s because you are good. It’s because you have good in your heart. Not because of me. But because of who you are."

[wxrrior--princess]

she simply smiled "thanks" she reached out and brushed Gabrielle's blonde hair from her face "c'mon now, dry your tears, do ya really think an Amazon Princess is supposed to cry?" 

[toomuchtelly]

Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition

And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.

Sometimes I think I’m sassy and then I realise I’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean.

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on? 

I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!

This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, don’t be afraid.

Raise your hand if you’re a lil’ bit of an asshole. 

Why don’t people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.

I am three years behind on math homework. 

I don’t like your clothes; take them off. 

What if you start making car alarm noises when people you don’t like touch you?

Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?

I get butterflies when I think about myself. 

When you see a good body and you just can’t think of a good pun. IT’s dev-ass-tating.

Umm… hi. My friend wanted to know if you think I’m hot. 

To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, “no.”

I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming. 

I’ve got a masters degree in being ignored. 

I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that I’m cold after she told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them. 

Dads are either too nice or assholes; there’s no in between.

On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea? 

I’m alive, but only ironically. 

I’ve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven. 

No, you’re not as funny as me. Stop trying. 

Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times. 

I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I don’t have any. 

-sighs- Why am I better than everyone? 

I don’t trust people who can look good with messy hair. 

If my jokes offend you - one; I’m sorry. Two; it won’t happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; you’re a pussy. 

If I go to hell, I’m just going to torture everyone by continually asking if it’s hot in here of if it’s just me. 

My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down. 

Let’s play a game called “Guess My Sexuality”. 

I’m angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me. 

Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.