"I don’t want to eat that… it looks like something my cat threw up the other day…"
"That is rude, I know I am not the best at cooking."
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"I don’t want to eat that… it looks like something my cat threw up the other day…"
"That is rude, I know I am not the best at cooking."
No matter how frightening it is i won't look away. If there is love at the end of everything ♥
"I’m begging you! I don’t want anyone else getting killed for revenge. All Sasuke ever thought about was revenge! It consumed him and changed him! He was driven mad by revenge! He’s not the same guy I knew anymore! I don’t want that to happen to anyone else! I don’t want Konoha and Kumo killing each other! That’s why… "
↖ is happy you're alive.
♡~ Lilly shuck her head, a smile appearing over her lips.
~"No I'm not, hmm hidden in the rocks you say?"
~ Lilly asked gently, intrigued already by this place.
"Yes, formally known as Iwagakure." She was confused by the lack of knowing of the village.
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"Oh hello." she smiled gently at the unfamiliar face. "Do you need something?"
♔ ~
~ " hey, oh no I don't need anything"
Lilly gave a small gentle smile to the girl as she looked at her with wide eyes. The blonde was always stumbling onto situations such as this, but this person truly intrigued her.
” Actually I’m kinda lost, could you tell me where we are?” The demon lied as she casually looked around.
"You are kinda lost? well- you are in the village hidden in the rocks." She told, "you do not seem like you are from around here."
Serene Night.
The soldier stands beneath the tree, his military jacket hung out on a tree branch along with his assault rifle. Takahiro dips his hands into the stream running through thr forest, the cold water freshening up his senses as he splashes it against his face. The sound of a twig breaking grabs his attention, quickly spinning on his heel to face where it came from. Piercing ruby red eyes stare the area down,one of his hands hovering over the pistol holstered to his chest “Who’s there?!”
She had been wondering through the forest, she was not a high ranked ninja so she did not worry very much about ambushing yet she seemed to have startled someone else by braking a twig under the weight of her foot. "I am not a threat, promise." She said as she slowly wondered out from around a tree.
Guardians Of The Galaxy qoutes meme---Send One for my muse's reaction
❝I wasn’t paying attention. I was thinking of something else.❞
❝This wasn't the plan❞
❝Take those headphones off, right now !❞
❝What a bunch of a-holes❞
❝To be honest, I forgot you were even here❞
❝You just want to suck the joy out of everything! ❞
❝ I need that guy's leg !❞
❝I am Groot !❞
❝We are just like Kevin Bacon !❞
❝Dance off, Bro! Me and you!❞
❝They wanted to eat you !❞
❝Take my hand.❞
❝I look around, and you know what I see? Losers!❞
❝Ain't nothing like me 'cept me❞
❝Behold !❞
❝I will no longer be your slave !❞
❝Who put the sticks up their butts ?❞
❝I have part of a plan.❞
❝Bring it down !❞
❝I hated you the least.❞
❝I remember your family❞
❝Do not speak for me !❞
❝We've all got dead people !❞
❝You need my what ?❞
❝Ninja turtle better stop poking me!❞
❝There's a little pee coming out of me.❞
❝I've come to bring you to my master❞
❝Where did you learn to do that?❞
❝I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance.❞
❝Is that what she’s been filling your head with? Sentiment?❞
❝They got my dick message !❞
❝I’m distracting you, you turdblossom!❞
❝We.Are.Groot.❞
"Now hold still…"
"Stop screaming or I’ll use duct tape."
"They had it coming, they were too friendly with you…"
"No one will find us here."
"You’ll be mine forever."
"I’m going to kill him/her."
"I don’t like people touching my things…”
"Don’t bother to...
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Professional or not, no matter what art style, I wanna see how many artists are out there.
Seɴd me a proмpт for a ѕтαrтer! [MCR Edition]
"Look alive, Sunshine."
"Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny."
"The future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary!"
"Hit the gas, kill them all!"
"You--be my detonator."
"Put an X on the floor."
"Keep your apology, give us more detonation."
"Shut up and let me see your jazz hands."
"Remember when you were a madman?"
"What will save us?"
"Everybody wants to change the world. But no one--no one wants to die."
"Dress like a sleeper cell."
"I'd rather go to hell than be in purgatory."
"Cut my hair, gag and bore me."
"Pull this pin."
"These pigs are after me, after you."
"Let's blow a hole in this town."
"'Cause everybody knows you don't ever wanna come back."
"Let me be the one to save you."
"Stop your preaching right there, 'cause I really don't care, and I'll do it again."
"Boy, you've got to see what tomorrow brings."
"Girl, you've got to be what tomorrow needs."
"And raise your voice every single time they try and shut your mouth."
"Keep running!"
"Don't fuck around, this is our last chance."
"Go kill the party with me."
"Where were you when all of the embers fell?"
"What if we learned of all the people burning?"
"The only hope for me is you alone."
"If we were all like you in the end--oh, we'd be killing ourselves by sleeping in."
"So, hit the lights, I'll do it again."
"We're never leaving this place alive."
"He burns my skin."
"Nevermind about the shape I'm in."
"You can run away with me anytime you want."
"You don't believe in God, I don't believe in luck, they don't believe in us, but I believe we're the enemy!"
"Well, now this could be the last of all the rides we take."
"So hold on tight and don't look back."
"They only care if you can bleed."
"It's time for me to start running and say goodbye for a little while."
"Sing it like the kids that are mean to you, c'mon."
"Shut up and give me a shot."
"Synthetic animals like me never have a home."
"And if you kill him for me, well, then I'll kill him for you."
"Oh, my magazine is full of ugly things."
"And if heaven wants to take us, they can try."
"I don't have much of an education, but I got a knack for elimination."
【閲覧注意】すごい生物の画像下さい! - ゴールデンタイムズ
While Odin’s 8 legged horse “Sleipnir” is well known in Norse mythology, his 8 legged moose has mostly been forgotten.
Angsty Starters
"This house doesn't feel like a home anymore. It feels... empty. And hollow"
"When you say that you love me I don't believe it"
"You're standing there watching as my heart breaks for you and you're doing nothing!"
"I'm giving up on you"
"I'm done with you"
"I'm done with letting you break my heart over and over again"
"I'm done with crying myself to sleep every night"
"I've cried all my tears for you and now... there's none left"
"I don't want to be in love with you"
"I don't want to be in a love with a man/woman who is watching as my heart breaks for him/her and does nothing about it"
"If I needed you, would you even try to save me?"
"You would let me walk away without a fight? You coward"
"I gave you my everything... and you don't even care"
"I would die for you but you.... you wouldn't even cry for me if I did"
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
Reblog if you give permission for other characters to:
Hate yours
Be rude to yours
Become your character’s enemy
Be willing to attack/fight yours in a plot
Develop a bromance or platonic relationship
Have or receive UNreciprocated feelings with yours
Team up with your character against others
Otherwise engage in non-romantic interactions