Like Soldiers to School.

Hello. I'm Wyatt Hoffmann. I'm 36 and work as an EMT. I specialize in emergency care, and I live in Darlington. 

[wyatt-hoffmann]

stfufelix:

“Please don’t laugh. This isn’t what I had in mind when I thought about leaving my house today.”

“No, I’m not... I mean... I just... wow. Who put you in that, then?”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

“The wrist-splint doesn’t really go with the rest of the costume, does it? But I don’t know if I can pull off long hair like this... blame my sister.” 

[pippacxrnwell-blog]

“Definitely not my dog. Did you put peanut butter on your face or something?”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

“No, I think he just likes me.” Wyatt chuckled. “He’s very sweet. I suppose I should look around for his owner, though.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

notaholidaybillie:

“I could put up some flyers to let people know there’s a missing dog. I think that if nobody answers in five days it’s officially yours?”

“That would be very helpful... if you um, don’t mind? Then he can stay with me. I can give you my cell number to put on the flyer, so if someone’s missing him, they can call me. His tag says his name is Hercules. Which is adorable honestly.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

brookeparkers:

I haven’t a clue who he belongs to, but honestly.. it looks like he wants to belong to you.

“I don’t want to leave him out here, but I also don’t want to take him away from someone. He just ran up to me and no one followed him. It’s been almost fifteen minutes.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

stfufelix:

“Yeah, if he has one anyway. Unless he ran away on purpose. Does his collar not have a dog tag?”

“Hmm... it just says ‘Hercules’. Which is a great name, but... not helpful for finding his owner.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

stfufelix:

“If he doesn’t have an owner, he seems to be really fond of you.“

“He does but um... I don’t know about... well. I should look for his owner. Someone must be missing this big guy, right?”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

notaholidaybillie:

“My flatmate has a cat… so I guess that’s out of the picture”, Billie sighed. “I could keep him outside, right? Why don’t you keep him?”

“I... well. I mean... I don’t know. I could take him for the night, at least. Call the local animal shelter and police stations and let them know I have a dog if anyone’s missing him. He’s very friendly and I’m not working currently.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

fck-rocky:

‘‘No shit Sherlock.’‘

“...Wow. Alright. Well, thanks for your help.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

declantxdd:

“– Did I leave the door open? Shite. Well, you’re in now anyway.”

“Oh... um. Wow. Yeah, you don’t look like your name is Sally. I’m looking for the physical therapist? She has a flat around here? I must’ve... something must’ve been um... mixed up.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

notaholidaybillie:

“Goodness no, I wish it were”, Billie walked close to pet the dog. “I think we should look for a tag or something”. 

“He doesn’t have a tag, unfortunately... I’m not sure what to do. He’s huge! I don’t want him running around on his own. He could get hurt.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

itxjason:

“No. I don’t have a dog.”

“Damn... I need to find out whose dog this is. He can’t go running around, roaming the streets. He’s so big. He’ll fall and injure a hip or something.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

xbadasscarmen:

“No, I don’t own any pets. Did you notice a collar around his neck?“

“None... he’s so huge. He looks like he should be my dog. You know, how they always say a dog and an owner look the same somehow?” He chuckled. 

[wyatt-hoffmann]

fck-rocky:

‘‘That’s gross..’‘

“He’s just friendly. He’s lovely... I’m guessing he’s not your dog then. Normally people wouldn’t call their own dog gross.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

“Oh my goodness... is this your dog? Is this someone’s dog? Do you know? He’s beautiful... and I’m kind of in love.” 

[wyatt-hoffmann]

frankieboiler:

“Move one more time and I won’t bother to finish this drawing of you.”

“Ah! Sorry, sorry. I just don’t know why you’d want to draw me in the first place.”

[wyatt-hoffmann]

lyssseraphays:

“Sweet creamer?” Lyss frowned. She wasn’t sure she’d ever heard of that before. “Uh, you’re welcome to check the fridge….. I don’t know if I have that. I’ve got plenty of sweeteners and sugar though……”

“I mean like a creamer with flavors in it? Like coffeemate? How they have hazelnut, french vanilla, caramel creamers. That sort of thing.” He explained, moving to the fridge and pulling it open with his good arm.