[ ; i'm a wanderess ]

have some fire. be unstoppable. be a force of nature.

[sinkintosunlight]

[vagayna]

[disobedience]

[wydlauren]

@LaurenJauregui: I only love it when you touch me, not feel me

[zanderjordan]

So I was skyping my brother and his daughter earlier and you know what happened to me? I told my niece I loved her, then I asked my niece she loved me and of course she didn’t say anything. So I asked her yes, and yet again silence. So I asked her no and she let out a long drawn out nah and then laughed. I feel so hurt and unloved. Someone love me please?

[wydlauren]

I mean, shit. You’ve been played by a toddler. 

[plsfrangipane-blog]

I guess I’m here to stay for a while. Hey guys, I’m Ashley.

[wydlauren]

“Hey love, I’m Lauren. Welcome!”

[santcs]

❝alright, so, this is probably the worst introduction but at this point i don’t really care. who’s gonna show me where the nearest mcdonalds is? i need a number one with some mac sauce. i’ll buy you a meal if you guide me there.❞ 

[wydlauren]

“I feel like that is some sort of Nick Minaj lyric but I’m probably wrong. I think there is one about 5 minutes down the road. I’ll show you now.”

[theycallmeaxel-deactivated20160]

I guess that I’m a little late to the party, but you know me… always fashionably late. Now – who wants to buy me a drink?

[wydlauren]

Did you happen to forget I’m underage. You’re suppose to buy me a drink.

[adamnhood-blog]

I’m kind of pissed about the fact that no one sits you down as a kid and tells you how hard love is. I always thought it was kissing and sunshine and happiness growing up, but man is it work. I still wouldn’t trade this feeling for the world though, is that weird?

[wydlauren]

Nope, not really. Not weird at all, it’s nice to know that even when things get rough people still find happiness.

[hectorheckles]

Hey, is this working? I’m trying Skype out for the first time. Is it working? Hello?

[wydlauren]

“Yeah I think it’s working. You’re good, whoever you’re trying to get a hold of is having issues though.” 

[kcmea]

God, I despise disrespectful teenagers. I understand that I don’t— well more like can’t walk the fastest, but it is so easy for you walk around me rather than taking one look at my crutch and brace before audibly huffing and pushing past me. 

[wydlauren]

Our generation or well the younger generation are a bunch of pure assholes who don’t deserve half the shit they’ve got. Hey, sorry you’ve had a rough day. Anything I can do to help?

[camilacabells]

Better Together - 7/17/15 +

[nathaanh-deactivated20150825]

So— Ireland was fun. 

[wydlauren]

Why did you go to Ireland? 

[daisyyperkins]

If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my English class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween” for her opening sentence.

[wydlauren]

Has anyone told you it’s unhealthy to talk about yourself in third party context?

[keishafck-blog]

The mansion is beautiful but I got lost on my way to the bathroom, twice. Doesn’t this come with a map or a GPS? 

[wydlauren]

Nope, MTV is filming us all getting lost and that is going to be on the reunion show after the channel cancels our show. 

[biebshq]

Do you know how annoying it is to drive from Los Angeles to Orlando? It’s not so much long or too lengthy as it is boring and the people do not know how to drive so I’m a little later than I’d expected to be here. And I missed my morning smoothie. Anyway, LV is in the building and I’m a lot prettier than Louis Vuitton but don’t say you heard that from me.

[wydlauren]

I’m Lauren, welcome to the house LV? Is that a nickname or something because that’s quite the name if I’m honest.

[xtaylorxalisonx]

Can I just say that I think I picked the best time to come back? I mean we’re in Orlando, just minutes from Disney World. Can life get any better than that? I don’t think so. Anyways, I should probably introduce myself, I’m Taylor and I’m really happy to be here in all my awkwardness. 

[wydlauren]

Hi Taylor, ‘m Lauren. Big fan actually. Welcome.

[lukefcktw]

I dropped something making breakfast this morning and said “oh shit” I thought it was to myself until Jake knocked his cheerios over and said “oh it” And at that moment I realized, I now have to be even more careful of what I say. 

[wydlauren]

Holy sh— crap. That’s hilarious.